Mad #68 January 1962

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Idea: Nick Meglin
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Alpine Rest Home (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Give a Gift Subscription to Mad
• "Namelies" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Midnight TV Roulette
  (written by Gary Belkin / Jack Rickard art)
• The Appointment (Don Martin)
• If Stars Had Ordinary Jobs
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Christmas (Dave Berg)
• Celebrities' Wallets - Barry Goldwater
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art)
• Inspirational Poems by, for and
  about the Nation's Building Men
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art)
• The Comic Strip Characters' Christmas Party
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art)
• Editorial Additions to Beer Ads
• Mad's Handy Guide to Languages of the U.S.A
  (written by Gilbert Barnhill and Gary Belkin / Joe Orlando art)
• Tovarich (Antonio Prohias)
• College Fraternities
  (written by Don Reilly / George Woodbridge art)
• The Truth About Secret Ingredients
  (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art)
• What Do You Do For A Living, Daddy?
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art)
• The Escalator (Don Martin)
• The Guns of Minestrone (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Pocketbooks,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Anthologies
• Back Cover -- Glass Container Manufacturers Association
  (written by Al Jaffee / Kelly Freas art)