Mad #247 June 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Fall 1984 - TV Chide
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Sergio Aragones on Real People TV show)
• Ad for Dave Berg Looks at the Neighborhood Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Right Stiff (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• One Morning on the West Coast
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Hospital Bulletin Board
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Irving Schild photo)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• M.O.B. (Mafia Outlet Bureau) Shop-By-Mail Catalogue
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's List of Runners-Up for "The Three Biggest Lies in America" (written by John Ficarra / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Additions to the Dictionary (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Academy Awards for Teachers
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• One Afternoon in a Large City (Don Martin)
• Time Flies...Time Drags...(and vice versa)
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Mad Owner's Manual for a New American Car
  (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art)
• It's a Mad, Mad World! (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
• After Mush (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• One Dark Night on the East Coast
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art)
• Fold-In -- What is the one issue that leaves
  President Reagan absolutely cold? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Another Fairy Tales Scenes We'd Like to See
  The Frog Prince (Don Martin art)