Mad #163 December 1973

• Early One Morning in the Near Future
  (written by Sergio Aragones / George Woodbridge art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (picture of William Conrad reading Mad)
• Ads for The Token Mad Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions (written by Sergio Aragones / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Clods of '44 (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• One Fine Day on a Guided Tour of Mt. Rushmore (Don Martin)
• A Mad Look at Two Grammar School Generations
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• The Lighter Side of Corruption (Dave Berg)
• One Fine Day During the Civil War (Don Martin)
• Relevant Job Applications
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein)
• A Mad Look at Karate (Sergio Aragones)
• Picket & Strike - Magazine for the Modern Unionist
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• A Witch's Tale (Antonio Prohias)
• Graffiti Through History
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Clarke art)
• Interpretting the News - What They Say... What It Means...
  (written by Gary Alexander / UPI photo of Walter Cronkite)
• Mad's Sure-Fire Sports Predictions for the Upcoming Season
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
• Malice in Wonderland or "Watergate - Through the Looking Glass" as Predicted by Lewis Carroll, Annotated with Quotes from "Alice's Adventures" and "Through the Looking Glass"
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art / UPI photos)
• One Fine Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci (Don Martin)
• Least Horizon (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What volatile system is now heavily fueled
  and promises to rocket to unlimited heights? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- "Can you spot the former Cancel smoker?"
  (Irving Schild photo)