Mad #246 April 1984

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis
• Cover Writer: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Jack Davis art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Mad Rip-Offs)
• Ad for The Endangered Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Roger Ebore and Gene Sissy review three films
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (movie satires)
  • Trading Races
  • Raunchy Business
  • Flashdunce
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself National Enquirer Cover
  (written by George Gipe / UPI photo)
• The Mad Guide to Sure-Fire Ad Lib Lines
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• One Morning on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Four - Will You Make a Good Politician? (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• How Many Mistakes Can You Find in This Picture of a Fast
  Food Restaurant? (written by Chris Hart / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Look at Foto-Booths (Sergio Aragones)
• One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Other Crises in Our Public Schools
  (written by Dennis Snee / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• C*R*E*E*P (Crisis Relocation Emergency Evacuation Planner) of the Year (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Mad's Early Warning Signs
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Look at Cold Sufferers (Paul Peter Porges)
• One Evening on a Corner Downtown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Matt Houstink (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What insatiable monster is
  starting to roam our streets again? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- In Case of Atomic Attack...