Mad #165 March 1974

• Cover Artist: Don Martin
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Mad Special Number 12 featuring the second
  The Nostalgic Mad reprint of assorted Mad comic articles
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (written by Sergio Aragones / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• 8 "James Bomb" Bomb Movies (movie satires)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
  • Dr. No-No
  • From Russia With Lunacy
  • Goldfingerbowl
  • Thunderblahh
  • You Only Live Nice
  • On His Majesty's Secret Shamus
  • Dollars are Forever
  • Live and Let Suffer
• The Mad Bowling Primer
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Look at Tyrants
  (Arnoldo Franchioni / Wide World and UPI photos)
• The Lighter Side of Cold Weather (Dave Berg)
• One Dark Night in a Laboratory (Don Martin)
• Sure-Fire Ticket Deterrents for Frustrated Drivers
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad Sequels to Famous Poems
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• "I Want You" Posters Starring Today's Celebrities
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
• Mad Visits the "Realistic School of Medicine"
  (written by Larry Siegel / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Unavoidable Exercises for the Urban Dweller
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art)
• One Night in a Police Station (Don Martin)
• The Dulltons (TV satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What is believing in honest politicians like?
  (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Heads...You Lose! (Norman Mingo art)