Mad #162 October 1973

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Mad Special Number 11
  featuring "Gall in the Family" vinyl record (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The great advantage of compact cars
  is that you can get twice as many of them
  into traffic jams!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (Klansman reveals himself to be black -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• The Heartburn Kid (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• The Mad Motorists Guide to American Wildlife
  (idea by Robert Kaufman / Al Jaffee) (11-14)
• One Morning at a Bus Depot (Don Martin) (15)
• Fortune Cookies That Are Relevant
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Don Epstein) (16-17)
• You Know It's Really Summer When...
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Rickard art) (18-20)
• Spy vs. Spy - fingers up into sockets (Antonio Prohias) (21)
• The Lighter Side of Crime in the Streets (Dave Berg) (22-26)
• One Afternoon in the Northwest Territory (Don Martin) (27)
• Magazines for Neglected Sports
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (28-29)
• Old Standards Rewritten For the Liberated Woman
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
  (idea by Ms. M. Pesek) (30-32)
• Mad's Summer Camp Owner of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (33-38)
• One Evening at Home (Don Martin) (39)
• A Mad City Street Scene We'd Like to See (40-41) /
  A Mad Suburban Street Scene We'd Like to See (42)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• Bawde (TV satire)
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What old Indian trick is actually
  avenging the white man's massacres? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- If It Were Up to the Nixon Gang...
  (Max Brandel / Irving Schild photo)