Mad #137 September 1970

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Hawks & Doves (Al Jaffee)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Vernard Eller's The Mad Morality mentioned)
• Ads for Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art), Mad About Mad by Sergio Aragones Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Boob and Carnal and Tad and Alas (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Great Non-Violent Guns (Don Martin)
• A Mad Portfolio of TV Scenes We'd Like to See
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Wide World and UPI photos)
• The Lighter Side of Summer Resorts (Dave Berg)
• A Boy-Dog Named "Lassie" (song parody)
  with apologies to Shel Silverstein and his A Boy Named Sue
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes of Home Services
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sports Cars We'd Like to See (Basil Wolverton)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• If the World's Great Painters Drew the Comics
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• 21st Century Outdoors Magazine
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / George Woodbridge art)
• What They Say and What It Really Means
  (written by George Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• While Hanging Around the Corner (Don Martin)
• Makeus Sickby M.D. (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What silent majority will
  we never hear from? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- One Day in the Park (Don Martin art)