Mad #84 January 1964

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Pony Parimutuels of New York (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions, Greasy Mad Stuff pocketbook
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Future Singing TV Commercials
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
• Celebrities' Nightmares
  (written by Don Reilly / Mort Drucker art)
• Some Mad Hints for the Coming Xmas Season
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• The Epicure (poem by Edgar A. Guest) (Don Martin art)
• More Movie Dialogue We'd Like to Hear
  (written by Harry Purvis / George Woodbridge art)
• Trademarks Resulting from Future Mergers
  (written by Don Reilly / Wally Wood art)
• A Mad Guide to Hypnotism
  (written by Phil Hahn / Bob Clarke art)
• Jabber-Whacky
  (written by Isabelle Di Caprio / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Lighter Side of Cops (Dave Berg)
• Three Sure-Fire Methods of Getting a Job
  (written by Mickey Rose / Joe Orlando art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Academy Awards for Home Movies
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Santa (Sergio Aragones)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Modern Teacher Magazine
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
• An Early Morning Bathroom Scene (Don Martin)
• Christmas Grab Bag Ad for Subscriptions, Mad For Keeps,
  Alfred E. Neuman bust, Paperbacks, Mad Follies,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait
• Back Cover -- Concertina Expanding Can
  (Lester Krauss photo)