Mad #81 September 1963

• Cover Artist: Bob Clarke
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Nationwide Warning - Beware of Crazy Insurance Companies
  (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Fink Along With Mad L.P.,
  Mad "Twists" Rock 'N' Roll L.P., Subscriptions,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait, The Voodoo Mad
  (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Labels We Should've Seen
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Lester Krauss photos)
• New Movie Monsters From Everyday Life
  (written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Joe Orlando art)
• The Class Program (Don Martin)
• Some Mad Observations Made While on the Beach
  in the Technology of the "Cold War"
  (written by Phil Hahn / Jack Rickard art)
• If Modern Comedians Performed for Civilizations in the Past
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Lighter Side of Summer Camp (Dave Berg)
• Another Brain Operation (Don Martin)
• The Mad Plan for Beating TV Commercial-Breaks
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Wonder Drugs for Common Teenage Ailments
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• Off the Deep End
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Jack Rickard art)
• If Comic Strip Characters Behaved Like Ordinary People
  (written by Al Jaffee / Wally Wood art)
• A Mad Look at Motorcycle Cops (Sergio Aragones)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Popular Scientific Mechanics (magazine satire)
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art)
• A Domestic Scene (Don Martin)
• Ad for Sixth Annual Edition of The Worst From Mad
  featuring a selection from Fink Along With Mad L.P.
• Back Cover - The 1963 3/4 Edsel (Swedowsky & Weiss photo)