Mad #83 December 1963

• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Buluva Watches (Lester Krauss photos)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions, Alfred E. Neuman portrait, The Sixth Annual Edition of More Trash From Mad featuring TV Guise
  (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Stupidity On Television
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Army On Mars (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
  (Don Martin)
• A Mad Guide to Art Films
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Government Greeting Cards
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
• Mad's Chinese Restaurant Owner of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art)
• Shipwrecked (Don Martin)
• A Mad Look at Football (Sergio Aragones)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Lighter Side of Car Owners (Dave Berg)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - John Wayne is Dead!
  (written by Harry Purvis)
• The Labor Union Manual
  (written by Larry Siegel / Wally Wood art)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Rule Number One
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art)
• Hood! (The "Sick" Western Movie)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• The Fire at the Art Museum (Don Martin)
• Ad for Greasy Mad Stuff pocketbook
• Back Cover - Newsweak (Lester Krauss photo)