Mad #83 December 1963

• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Buluva Watches (Lester Krauss photos) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions - "Why fiddle around?"
  (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portrait, The Sixth Annual Edition of More Trash From Mad featuring TV Guise
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Stupidity On Television
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• The Army On Mars
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art) (8-10)
• The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
  (Don Martin) (11-12)
• A Mad Guide to Art Films
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (13-18)
• Spy Vs. Spy - barber's guillotine / hanging rope pulls anvil (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• Government Greeting Cards
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art) (20-22)
• Mad's Chinese Restaurant Owner of the Year
  (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art) (23-26)
• Shipwrecked (Don Martin) (27)
• A Mad Look at Football (Sergio Aragones) (28-30)
• Spy Vs. Spy - giant blade halves airplane / reverse cannon (Antonio Prohias) (31)
• The Lighter Side of Car Owners (Dave Berg) (32-35)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - John Wayne is Dead!
  (written by Harry Purvis) (36)
• The Labor Union Manual
  (written by Larry Siegel / Wally Wood art) (37-42)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - peace surgically sewn up /
  mouse tied to lion tail (Antonio Prohias) (43)
• Rule Number One
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art) (44)
• Hood! (The "Sick" Western Movie)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (45-47)
• The Fire at the Art Museum (Don Martin) (48)
• Ad for Greasy Mad Stuff paperback (C3)
• Back Cover - Newsweak (Lester Krauss photo)