Mad #78 April 1963

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Nippo... The Lighter That's Giving Zippo the Works
  (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Mad In Orbit, Subscriptions,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait, A Golden Trashery of Mad
  (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• East Side Story (musical satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• The Suicide (Don Martin)
• How Parents Guess Wrong About Their Kids' Future Careers
  (written by Don Reilly / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Future Group-Comparisons Tests
  (written by Earle Doud / George Woodbridge art)
• Speaking From Pictures
  (written by Gerald Gardner / UPI photos)
• The Daily Monopoly (written by Larry Siegel / Joe Orlando art)
• In a Men's Haberdashery (Don Martin)
• The Lighter Side of Dating (Dave Berg)
• The Darker Side of Telstar
  (written by Stan Hart / George Woodbridge art)
• In the Klondike (Don Martin)
• Modern Chess (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• The Mad College Primer
  (written by Phil Hahn / Wally Wood art)
• The Emergency
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Wally Wood art)
• If "Mardy" Were Made in Hollywood Today (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• Ad for Fink Along With Mad L.P.
• Back Cover -- Old Croc Whiskey (Bob Clarke art)