MAD #366 — February 1998

"If medicine isn't an exact science, how come they always know exactly how much to charge you?" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions

  Help End Civilization As We Know It!
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Jenny McCarthy celebrity snap with MAD #350; ad for Tales Calculated to Drive You MAD #3 — Spring 1998 (contains reprints of comics #7, #8, and #9), with Frank Jacobs text
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• Pro Wrestling by the Numbers

  The Stat in the Mat Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  4–7
• Monroe &... Valentine's Day

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  8–10
• Attention Super Bowl Bettors!! — 1-900-BAD-PIKZ

  Score Losers Dept.

  Written by John Caldwell / Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  11 sample
• Spy vs. Spy — fire hose snake

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  12–13
• Approaches to Avoid When Your Child's Pet Dies

  Animal Rites Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Leslie Sternbergh

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #24 — November 2003
  • MAD #536 — December 2015 (MAD Vault)
  14–16
• College Tours Exposed! — MAD Reveals the Lies Behind the Official Snowjob!

  Liar Education Dept.

  Written by Amy Gillett / Art by Timothy Shamey

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  17–20
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hosting a Party

  The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

  Written by Tom Cheney / Art by Kevin Pope

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #15 — June 2007
  21–23
• How to Talk to Your Kids About Drugs — Partnership For a Drugged-Out America

  Jest Say No Dept.

  Written by John Prete / Photo by Irving Schild

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #30 — November 2004
  • MADvertising — 2005
  24–25
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at ESPN

  Jock Around the Clock Dept.

  Written by John Caldwell / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #8 — September 2003
  26–27
• Meet the People of Fairview Estates

  And The Call it Yuppie Love Dept.

  Written by Sean Eisenporth / Art by Grey Blackwell
  28–31
• The California Institute of Comedy Writing

  Go from Gags to Riches Dept.

  Written by Julie Klam / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  32–34
• Three Days of the Condom

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  35
• A MAD Look at Drag Racing

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #9 — April 2004
  36–39
• Bob Villa's Home Aghast (TV satire)

  Remodel Citizen Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #21 — June 2003
  40–44
• Video Arcade Personalities — Volume II

  Geek Tragedies Dept.

  Written by Sean Eisenporth / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #8 — September 2003
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  45–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: David Letterman

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  • MAD Classics #1 — August 2005
  48
• Fold-In — In what star-studded area have scientists been unable to find any signs of intelligent life?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #8 — September 2003
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Zelinski & Jarvis: The Young Interns

  Written by Sean Eisenporth / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
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A cover variation of this issue was distributed at (NHRA) National Hot Rod Association events.