MAD #367 — March 1998

"Remember — The Post Office will not deliver mail without postage. And sometimes, even with!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions — Got MAD?

  Art by Richard Williams from MAD #343
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Still from Friends with Nick Meglin; Norm Macdonald celebrity snap with MAD #361; Stan Hart mentions his and Sam Viviano's lack of credit bylines on "Air Farce One" from MAD #364; ad for Super Special March 1998 #127 — MAD Nick at Nite / TV Land Viewer's Companion
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Starless Troopers (movie satire)

  Bugs Funny Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #20 — March 2003
  4–8
• MAD's Dating Pluses & Minuses Scorecard

  The Rating Game Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Carol Lay

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #22 — July 2003
  9–11
• Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments???

  Our Floundering Fathers Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #22 — July 2003
  • MAD Spoofs America — Special Collector's Edition 2026
  12–13 sample
• Pop-Up Bill Clinton Fundraising Videos

  Here Comes the Bribe Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Video capture by David P. Levin

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  14–17
• MAD's 1998 Movie Preview

  Deja Reviews Dept.

  Written by Russ Cooper / Art by Bob Staake

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #17 — September 2007
  18–19
• Spy vs. Spy — saving the suitcase from quicksand

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  20–21
• If Magazine Covers Told the Truth About What's Inside

  Strictly for the Blurbs Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Photos by AP & World Wide

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  22–23
• The Story of Creation Re-Told in a Chat Room

  The Microsoft Word of God Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  24–25
• Monroe &... The New Job

  Angster's Paradise Dept.

  Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
  26–28
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  29–32
• A MAD Look at Vanity

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #11 — November 2006
  33–36
• Little Known Facts About Europe's Hottest Tourist Attractions

  Trip Tease Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #22 — July 2003
  37–39
• Busty the Vampire Spayer (TV satire)

  I'm Gonna Git You Blood Sucka Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD XL #19 — January 2003
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  40–44
• Buggy Nights

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing
  45
• MAD Visits the Winter Olympics

  Japanning for Gold Dept.

  John Caldwell
  46–47
• MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Eddie Vedder

  Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia
  48
• Fold-In — What American export is costing many foreigners an arm and a leg?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3
• Back Cover — The Ascent of Man / The Ascent of Woman

  Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  C4