Mad #367 March 1998

• Cover Artist: Joe Devito
• Border Artist: Tom Bunk
• Border Writer: John Caldwell

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• Ad For Subscriptions - Got Mad?
  (Richard Williams art from #343) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Remember - The Post Office will not deliver mail without postage. And sometimes, even with!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (still from Friends with Nick Meglin) (2-3)
  • Courtney Carrell - San Jose, CA
  • Ken Kibby - San Jose, CA
  • Terry L. Jordan -
    Super Kmart Center #4970 - Memphis, TN
  • Celebrity Snap with #361 -
    Jonas, Emily, Lauren Charyk (with Norm Macdonald) - Toronto, Canada
  • Martin Snider - Weaverville, NC
  • Hallie Miller - Wallingford, PA
  • Stan Hart - New York, NY
    (mentions his and Sam Viviano's lack of credit
    bylines given on "Air Farce One" from #364)
• Ad for Super Special March 1998 #127 -
  Mad Nick at Nite / TV Land Viewer's Companion
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Starless Troopers (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Mad's Dating Pluses & Minuses Scorecard
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Carol Lay art) (9-11)
• Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments???
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (12-13)
• Pop-Up Bill Clinton Fundraising Videos (14-17)
  (written by Mike Snider / David P. Levin video capture)
• Mad's 1998 Movie Preview
  (written by Russ Cooper / Bob Staake art) (18-19)
• Spy vs. Spy - saving the suitcase
  from quicksand (Peter Kuper) (20-21)
• If Magazine Covers Told the Truth About What's Inside
  (written by Mike Snider / AP & World Wide photos) (22-23)
• The Story of Creation Re-Told in a Chat Room
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art) (24-25)
• Monroe &... The New Job
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (26-28)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (29-32)
• A Mad Look at Vanity (Sergio Aragones) (33-36)
• Little Known Facts About Europe's Hottest Tourist Attractions (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg)
  (Paul Coker, Jr. art) (37-39)
• Busty the Vampire Spayer (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (40-44)
• Buggy Nights (Don (Duck) Edwing) (45)
• Mad Visits the Winter Olympics (John Caldwell) (46-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds:
  Eddie Vedder
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What American export is costing
  many foreigners an arm and a leg?(Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Ascent of Man / The Ascent of Woman
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Hermann Mejia art)