MAD #350 — October 1996

"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• MAD Bytes It! CD-ROM

  Packed with this issue
  (see bottom of cover column)
• Ad for Subscriptions

  Jack Rickard art from MAD Barfs
  C2
• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Plug for MAD About the Seventies, ad for Super Special #117 — December 1996 — E.T.s, Sci-Fi and Other Space Junk
  2–3
• Consumer Product Factoids

  Commodi-Tease Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• It's a Blunderful Life (movie satire)

  A Tip of the Capra Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Mort Drucker — 2012
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  4–8 sample
• The Bracing Bon Vivant Balloonacy

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  9
• Kathie Lee's 12 Warning Signs That You're Working in a Sweatshop

  A Stitch in Crime Dept.

  Written by John Caldwell / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  10–11
• Quotes You Can Bet Were Never Said

  Uttered Nonsense Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  12–13
• Works of the Great Composers That Never Made It

  Bodacious Cantatas Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Tang Promotion Special Edition — Editor's Choice — 1997
  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  14–15
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  16–20
• You're Their Biggest Fan... But You Just Might Be a Stalker if...

  Whistle While You Lurk Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Terry LaBan

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Tang Promotion Special Edition — Editor's Choice — 1997
  • MAD Color Classics #8 — September 2003
  21–24
• A MAD Look at Body Piercing

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  25–27
• A MAD Guide to Corporate Thinking

  Executive Derision Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Timothy Shamey

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  28–29
• It's Depends Day (movie satire)

  Marred Attacks! Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #18 — November 2002
  30–35
• Spy vs. Spy — reconstituted deep freeze

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  36–37
• Better Things Billionaires Can Do to Help the U.S.A. Than Run For President

  Shoving It Up Their Assets Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #27 — June 2004
  38–39
• MAD's 1997 Calendar Preview

  Coming Apart at the Themes Dept.

  Written by Robert Skillstad / Art by Gunnar Johnson
  40–42
• Single Louts (TV satire)

  Court-Ship TV Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Bill Wray

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #22 — July 2003 (excerpt)
  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  43–48
• Fold-In — What is fast replacing Dr. Kevorkian as the number one means of assisted suicide?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Fold This Book — 1997
  • MAD Tang Promotion Special Edition — Editor's Choice — 1997
  • MAD XL #15 — June 2002
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3
• Back Cover — MAD's Mandatory School Uniform for the '90s

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #10 — September 2004
  C4