Mad #350 October 1996

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Packed with a "Mad Bytes It!" CD-Rom (see below)
• Ad for Subscriptions (Jack Rickard art from Mad Barfs) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Most people are so lazy, they don't even
  exercise good judgement!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (plug for Mad About the Seventies) (2-3)
  • Jerry Moore - Cerritos, CA
  • Derek Elton - Seattle, WA
  • Seth Ammerman, M.D. - Palo Alto, CA
  • Val Lovely - Boise, ID
  • Ryan Born - La Crosse, WI
  • Lex Friedman - Wyomissing, PA
• Ad for Super Special #117 December 1996 -
  E.T.s, Sci-Fi and Other Space Junk
• Consumer Product Factoids (written by Desmond Devlin)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• It's a Blunderful Life (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Bracing Bon Vivant Balloonacy
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Kathie Lee's 12 Warning Signs
  That You're Working in a Sweatshop
  (written by John Caldwell / Tom Bunk art) (10-11)
• Quotes You Can Bet Were Never Said
  (written by Mike Snider / Drew Friedman art) (12-13)
• Works of the Great Composers That Never Made It
  (Tom Cheney) (14-15)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (16-20)
• You're Their Biggest Fan... But You Just Might Be a Stalker if... (written by Desmond Devlin / Terry LaBan art) (21-24)
• A Mad Look at Body Piercing (Sergio Aragones) (25-27)
• A Mad Guide to Corporate Thinking
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Timothy Shamey art) (28-29)
• It's Depends Day (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (30-35)
• Spy Vs. Spy - reconstituted deep freeze
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (36-37)
• Better Things Billionaires Can Do to
  Help the U.S.A. Than Run For President (38-39)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Rick Tulka art)
• Mad's 1997 Calendar Preview
  (written by Robert Skillstad / Gunnar Johnson art) (40-42)
• Single Louts (TV satire)
  (written by Mike Snider / Bill Wray art) (43-48)
• Fold-In -- What is fast replacing Dr. Kevorkian as
  the number one means of assisted suicide? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Mad's Mandatory School Uniform for the '90s
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / George Woodbridge art)