MAD #342 — Jan./Feb. 1996

"Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Subscription Ad — Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents?

  George Woodbridge art from MAD #116
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Ad for Super Special #110 — January 1996 — Collector's Series #12
  2–3
• You Know America's Been Nuked When...

  Atoms Ribbed Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg
  (various places around the magazine)
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Too Bad About You (TV satire)

  And They Call It Yuppie Love Dept.

  Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD About TV — 1999
  4–9
• A MAD Look at Snowboarding

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #12 — November 2001
  • The MAD Holiday Survival Guide — 2004
  10–12 sample
• When “Sweeps Weeks” Come to PBS

  A High-Crass Operation Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #12 — November 2001
  13–16
• Martha Stewart Remakes the O.J. Trial “Perfect”

  The Court of Appealing Dept.

  Written by Julie Klam / Art by Rick Geary

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  17–20
• Life's Modern Day Little Pleasures

  An Embarrassment of Richard's Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  21
• The Waterworld Memo

  The High Costner of Doing Business Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Sandy Kossin

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #10 — July 2001
  22–23
• A Breakdown of the Million Man March

  Tease a Crowd Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / AP & Wide World photo

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  • MAD XL #32 — March 2005
  24–25
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #10 — July 2001
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  26–30
• Changes You Might See Now That Disney has Purchased ABC-TV

  A Poke in the Eisner Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Walt F. Rosenberg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  31–34
• A MAD Guide to Tattoo Removal

  I've Got You Off of My Skin Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  35–37
• Spy vs. Spy — golf club bag cannon

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  38
• A MAD Peek Behind the Scenes at a Militia Gathering

  Do the Right Wing Dept.

  Written by John Caldwell / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  39–41
• The Asinine Archeological Atrocity

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  • MAD #25 — June 2022
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 2 — Aug/Sept 2022
  42
• The Ninny (TV satire)

  Au Pair of Queens Dept.

  Written by Josh Gordon / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #12 — November 2001
  43–47
• Joke Set-Ups That Don't Need a Punchline

  The Yuk Stops Here Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #12 — November 2001
  • MAD #37 — June 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 8 — Mar/Apr 2024
  48
• Fold-In — A worried nation ponders: Where will the next bomb go off?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #25 — January 2004
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — MAD Salutes Parenting in the 90's

  Written by P. C. Vey / Art by Richard Williams

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD Spoofs the 90s — Special Collector's Edition 2014
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