Mad #339 September 1995

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Who says nothing is impossible?
  Some people do it every day!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept. (Sotheby's Mad About Mad auction to be held in New York Oct. 20, 1995) (2-3)
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• FiendsGENERATION ECCH DEPT. (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Still More Badly Needed
  Warning Labels for Rock AlbumsDISC-CLAIMERS DEPT.
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (9-11)
• A Mad Reality Check -
  What You Can Expect from the Information SuperhighwayREALITY BYTES DEPT.
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art) (12-13)
• A Mad Look at ExercisingSERGE-IN GENERAL DEPT. (Sergio Aragones) (14-16)
• The Academy for the Radical
  Religious Right Course CatalogueFUNDA-MENTAL INSTITUTION DEPT.
  (written by Stan Hart / Drew Friedman art) (17-20)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. - missile surfer
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (21)
• Irony Is...BEHIND THE FATE BALL DEPT. (John Caldwell) (22-23)
• Star Blecch VoyeurSPACE -- THE FINAL AFFRONT'S HERE DEPT. (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (24-28)
• The Book of DuckBIBLE BELTS DEPT. (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29-31)
• Re-Naming Everyday Gadgets
  to Reflect Their Actual PurposeRETITLE WAVE DEPT.
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (32-34)
• Spy Vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. - observatory telescope cannon
  (written by John Schneider / Dave Manak art) (35)
• Mad's Modern Get Out of Jail Free CardsJUSTICE IS BLIND-SIDED DEPT.
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (36-37)
• Are You a Shopaholic?THE BUYING GAME DEPT.
  (written by John Prete / Tom Bunk art) (38-39)
• The Lighter Side of...BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (40-44)
• Howard at the MikeHUMOR IN A SHOCK JOCKULAR VEIN DEPT. -
  based on Ernest Lawrence Thayer poem Casey at the Bat
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art) (45-48)
• Fold-In -- What form of horrible physical
  abuse is society powerless to end? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Adventures of Harold Lipmeyer, Chiropractor (computer graphics Peter Sun)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Irving Schild photos)

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