MAD #338 — August 1995

"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • Photo of Cris Kirkwood with #332; photo of Mitch Pileggi, Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Chris Carter with #335; photo of Steve Allen and John Ficarra with #219; ad for Super Special October 1995 — Big Bad MAD — Premier Issue featuring The Lost Pages
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Judge Dreck (movie satire)

  Stallone Ranger Dies Again Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #140 — September 1999
  4–9
• MAD's Do's and Don'ts Guide to Computer Sex

  Control, Alt, Deviate Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  10–11
• Rock & Roll Closeups — questions

  Magnifying Crass Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  12
• Marblerow Gear (ad parody)

  Cigarette Butt Plugs Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Greg Theakston

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  13–16 sample
• The Silly Suicidal Saga

  Tales From the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  17
• Baseball vs. Softball

  Pros and Con-trast Dept.

  Written by Michael O'Rourke / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • MAD Classics #16 — July 2007
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 3 — December 2025
  18–19 sample
• Breaking Down the MTV Generation

  Sample-Minded Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Leslie Sternbergh

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  • MAD Classics #9 — September 2006
  20–23 sample
• Crimes of Fashion

  Clothes Encounters of the Absurd Kind Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  24–25
• You're a Winner and a Loser

  Two Sides of the Con Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
  • LifeSavers Kickerz Presents — The MAD Guide to the Sour and Sweet of Life — 2002
  • MAD #48 — April 2026
  26–28
• Spy vs. Spy — boutonniere fires into rubber hat

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  • Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  29
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg
  30–34
• Latchkey Kid — The Magazine of Real "Quality Time"

  Mom's Away! Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #8 — March 2001
  35–38
• A MAD Look at Rollerblading

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  39–41
• Grace Uninspired (TV satire)

  A Kick in the Butler Dept.

  Written by A. J. Marley / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  42–47
• Rock & Roll Closeups — the correct answers

  Magnifying Crass Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #4 — July 2000
  48
• Fold-In — In typical Hollywood one-upmanship, what do Disney execs hope Pocahontas will become?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Body Cavity Checks

  Written by David Shayne / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
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