Mad #338 August 1995

• Cover Artist: Frank Frazetta

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• Contents Page (1)
• "You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters
  (photo of Cris Kirkwood with #332) (photo of Mitch Pileggi, Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Chris Carter with #335) (photo of Steve Allen and John Ficarra with #219) (2-3)
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  Premier Issue featuring The Lost Pages
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Judge Dreck (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• Mad's Do's and Don'ts Guide to Computer Sex
  (John Caldwell) (10-11)
• Rock & Roll Closeups (questions)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art) (12)
• Marblerow Gear (ad parody)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Greg Theakston art) (13-16)
• The Silly Suicidal Saga (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• Baseball vs. Softball
  (written by Michael O'Rourke / Jack Davis art) (18-19)
• Breaking Down the MTV Generation
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Leslie Sternbergh art) (20-23)
• Crimes of Fashion (Tom Cheney) (24-25)
• You're a Winner and a Loser
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (26-28)
• Spy Vs. Spy - boutonniere fires into rubber hat
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (29)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (30-34)
• Latchkey Kid - The Magazine of Real "Quality Time"
  (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art) (35-38)
• A Mad Look at Rollerblading (Sergio Aragones) (39-41)
• Grace Uninspired (TV satire)
  (written by A. J. Marley / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
• Rock & Roll Closeups - the correct answers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Sam Viviano art) (48)
• Fold-In -- In typical Hollywood one-upmanship, what do
  Disney execs hope Pocahantas will become? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Body Cavity Checks
  (written by David Shayne / James Warhola art)