Mad #324 January 1994

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Subscription Ad (George Woodbridge art from #116)
  Haunted by The Ghost of Christmas Presents? (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3) (photo of "Weird Al" Yankovich with #323)
  (Prince Charles wins Alfred E. Neuman Lookalike Contest)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mr. Pessimist (written by Bob Bramble / RAG art) (3)
• Senseless in Seattle (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-7)
• Jurassic Park (MacArthur Park song parody) (8-9)
  (Weird Al Yankovic lyrics / John Ashlee photo from video)
• Welcome to the Jungle
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (10)
• Medical Trappings & Vestments, Inc. - Doctors' Supply Catalogue (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art) (11-13)
• A Sports Fan / A Sports Fanatic
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Jack Davis art) (14-15)
• Your Show Biz Career is Definitely in the Dumper When...
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (16-17)
• The Courageous Coil's Crusade (Don (Duck) Edwing) (18)
• The Mad Nasty File - Volume VII
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art) (19-21)
• Spy Vs. Spy - guillotine door chops fake bomb head
  (written by John Schneider / Dave Manak art) (22)
• If the NRA Published Magazines for All Types of Gun Users
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (23-25)
• Instant Nostalgia
  (For the "Not-Yet-Old-Enough-For-Regular-Nostalgia")
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (26-28)
• Sergio Aragones Looks at Cars (29) (idea by Mark Evanier)
  (Sergio Aragones in photos looking at cars - no drawings)
• A Mad Look at Cars (Sergio Aragones) (30-32)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (33-36)
• The Funky Futuristic Fallout (Don (Duck) Edwing) (37)
• Mad's 1993 Washington Lobbyist All-Stars (38-39)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Tom Bunk art)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Abortion
  Newspaper Story (written by Frank Jacobs) (40-41)
• The Plucky Prisoner's Pandemonium
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• In Line to be Fired (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• A Space Alien's Date Book
  (written by Lori Kolman / Greg Theakston art) (48)
• Fold-In -- For many, what form of mobility
  is the fastest way out of the ghetto? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Haiku for Our Polluted Planet
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Curtis Woodbridge art)