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MAD #324 — January 1994

Cover art: Richard Williams

"Most people don't act stupid; it's the real thing!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

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George Woodbridge art from #116

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Contents Page

1
Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Photo of "Weird Al" Yankovic with #323, Prince Charles wins Alfred E. Neuman Lookalike Contest, Mr. Pessimist — Written by Bob Bramble / Art by RAG
2–3
Drawn-Out Dramas

Marginal Thinking Dept.

Sergio Aragones

(various places around the magazine)
Senseless in Seattle (movie satire)

A-Tom-Meg Bomb Dept.

Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 3 collections
4–7 sample
Jurassic Park (MacArthur Park song parody)

Vidiot's Delight Dept.

Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic / Photo from video by John Ashlee

8–9
Welcome to the Jungle

'Tis Better to Give Than to Perceive Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rick Tulka
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Classics #14 — April 2007
10 sample
Medical Trappings & Vestments, Inc. — Doctors' Supply Catalogue

Malpractice Assurance Dept.

Written by Tom Koch / Art by Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #16 — July 2002
11–13
A Sports Fan / A Sports Fanatic

The Obsessed is Yet to Come Dept.

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Jack Davis
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #23 — August 2003
- MAD #21 — October 2021
14–15
Your Show Biz Career is Definitely in the Dumper When...

Catch a Sliding Star Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #18 — November 2002
16–17
The Courageous Coil's Crusade

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Color Classics #6 — September 2002
- Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
18
The MAD Nasty File — Volume VII

Along the Snide Lines Dept.

Written by Tom Koch / Art by Gerry Gersten
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #13 — January 2002
19–21
Spy vs. Spy — guillotine door chops fake bomb head

Joke and Dagger Dept.

Written by John Schneider / Art by Dave Manak
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #135 — March 1999
- Spy vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
22
If the NRA Published Magazines for All Types of Gun Users

Shot Off the Presses Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
23–25
Instant Nostalgia (For the "Not-Yet-Old-Enough-For-Regular-Nostalgia")

Infant Recall Dept.

Written by Mike Snider / Art by Sam Viviano
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD Special #132 — November 1998
- MAD XL #24 — November 2003
26–28
Sergio Aragones Looks at Cars

Sergio in photos looking at cars — no drawings

Sergio Aragones / Idea by Mark Evanier
Reprinted in 3 collections
29
A MAD Look at Cars

Serge-In General Dept.

Sergio Aragones
Reprinted in 3 collections
30–32
The Lighter Side of...

Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Dave Berg
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #4 — July 2000
33–36
The Funky Futuristic Fallout

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD XL #4 — July 2000
37
MAD's 1993 Washington Lobbyist All-Stars

Here Comes the Bribe Dept.

Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by Tom Bunk
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #141 — November 1999
38–39 sample
MAD's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Abortion Newspaper Story

The Agony of the Fetus Dept.

Written by Frank Jacobs
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #136 — April 1999
40–41
The Plucky Prisoner's Pandemonium

Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

Don (Duck) Edwing
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #138 — July 1999
42
In Line to be Fired (movie satire)

Secret Nervous Agent Dept.

Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

43–47
A Space Alien's Date Book

E. Tease Dept.

Written by Lori Kolman / Art by Greg Theakston
Reprinted in 4 collections
48
Fold-In — For many, what form of mobility is the fastest way out of the ghetto?

Al Jaffee
Reprinted in 2 collections
- MAD XL #7 — January 2001
- The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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Back Cover — Haiku for Our Polluted Planet

Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Curtis Woodbridge
Reprinted in 1 collection
- MAD Special #123 — September 1997
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