MAD #322 — October 1993

"English is a language where double negatives are a no-no!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ads for Super Special January 1994 (33 tattoos) Collector's Series #6 and Super Special March 1994
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • 2-Question Interview, photo of Mayim Bialik with #24, Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Updated Files #8 Paperback, Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• Batsman: The Anemic Series (TV satire)

  The Dork Knight Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD Batman Spectacular — July 1997
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD About Super Heroes — 2002
  • MAD Presents Batman — September 2012
  • MAD #23 — February 2022
  • MAD Spoofs Superheroes — Special Collector's Edition — 2026
  4–8 sample
• The Puny Pugilist's Performance

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  9
• Here's MAD's Reasons Not to Visit Disney World This Year!

  A Poke in the Eisner Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  • The MAD Summer Survival Guide — 2004
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  10–11
• The Frustrated Environmentalist

  To Every Problem There is a Pollution Dept.

  Written by Cynthia Baddour / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #136 — April 1999
  12–14
• Spy Vs. Spy: The Tourist

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD XL #11 — August 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • MAD #32 — August 2023
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 6 — Jul/Aug 2023
  15–17
• Translating "Studspeak"

  Fake a Talk on the Wild Side Dept.

  Written by Matthew A. Cohen / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  18–19
• Which is More Satisfying...

  Along the Decide Lines Dept.

  Written by Mark Hudis / Art by Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #136 — April 1999
  20–21
• Regional Celebrations You Rarely Hear About

  It Was the Festive Times... Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  22–23
• The Belching Dragon Menu

  A Wok on the Wild Side Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 12 collections

  • MAD Special #123 — September 1997
  • MAD 50 Years of Stupidity! — 2002
  • MAD XL #31 — January 2005
  • MAD About the '90s — 2005
  • MAD For Decades — 2007
  • MAD Kids #8 — August 2007
  • MAD Magazine Poster Book — 2008
  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — 2012
  • The Best of the Worst! — Special Collector's Edition 2012
  • Amazingly Stupid MAD — Expanded Edition — 2013
  • Totally Inside MAD — 2016
  24–25 sample
• A MAD Look at UFOs

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD Special #117 — December 1996
  • MAD's Greatest Artists: Sergio Aragonés — 2010
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  • MAD Spoofs Sci-Fi / Star Wars — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  • MAD #39 — October 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash Vol. 9 — Aug/Sep 2024
  26–28
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #9 — June 2001
  29–32
• MAD Salutes Some Legendary Moms and Dads

  Stupid Obstet-Tricks Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #121 — June 1997
  • MAD About Dad — 2004 (excerpt)
  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
  33–35
• The Tumultuous Trebek Tribunal

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  36
• A Decent Disposal (movie satire)

  Take My Wife, Sleaze! Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  37–40
• Personality Traits and Genetics or Why You Are the Way You Are

  Why XY Chromosomes Dept.

  Written by P.J. Madden / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  41–43
• Olympic Events for the Dead

  The Wide World of Corpse Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  • MAD Art — 2002 (excerpt)
  • Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
  44–45
• To Be Or Not To Be (A Queen's Soliloquy)

  Frank on a Roll Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #141 — November 1999
  46–47
• Official Ballot: Who Will Be the Unlucky Winner in MAD's Alfred E. Neuman Look-Alike Contest? Choices: Ted Koppel, David Letterman, Prince Charles

  AP / Wide World photos
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• Fold-In — Where is there pestilence, hunger and human suffering that even the U.N. can't stop?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Rejected Cracker Jack Prizes

  Written by Dave Wielgus / Art by James Warhola

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
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