MAD #320 — July 1993

"It's a good idea to save your money. One day it might be worth something again!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Subscriptions — Why Kill Yourself?

  Hiding in a garbage can on trash collection day — Art by Jack Davis
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Photo of Sergio Aragones with #314 and Bob Newhart with the cast of his show Bob, photo of Rob Morrow with #308, photo of Gilbert Gottfried with #314, Ad for MAD's Creature Presentation by Don (Duck) Edwing Paperback
  2–3 sample
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• A Few Goofy Men (movie satire)

  Rotten to the Corps Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Special #120 — April 1997
  • MAD About The Oscars — 2004
  • MAD About the Movies: Director's Cut — 2008
  • MAD Presents Oscar Winners (and Losers!) — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  4–8 sample
• The Odoriferous Olfactory Ordeal

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Gross Book — 2001
  9
• Things-To-Do Lists of the New Clinton Administration

  It's a Chore Thing Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  10–11
• Great Moments from The Home Shopping Club

  Buy Now, Play Later Dept.

  Written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
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• Late Night With Igor

  Brainman Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #129 — July 1998
  • MAD Spoofs Horror — Special Collector's Edition 2017
  13–15
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD #21 — October 2021 (excerpt)
  16–20
• The Perturbed Puppeteers' Pronouncement

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  • MAD XL #34 — July 2005
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• A MAD Look at The Real "Clinton Coalition"

  A Faction-Packed Adventure Dept.

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  22–23
• A Kid's Guide to Things That Go Bump in the Night

  Fear's Looking at You, Kid Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  24–26
• MAD's Baseball Rotisserie League Draft Form

  Batsmen and Ribbin' Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Rick Tulka
  27–30
• A-Lad-Dim (movie satire)

  Fault Disney Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #7 — April 2003
  31–34
• Beauty and the Beef (movie satire)

  Fault Disney Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Color Classics #7 — April 2003
  • MAD About The Oscars — 2004
  • MAD Presents Oscar Winners (and Losers!) — Special Collector's Edition 2016
  35–38
• The Hapless Hangman's Humiliation

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  39
• Enjoy and Profit from World Cup Soccer

  Field of Schemes Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by Jack Davis
  40–41
• A MAD Look at Bikers

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #140 — September 1999
  42–43
• Spy vs. Spy — basketball hoop snare

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Dave Manak

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #139 — August 1999
  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • MAD #21 — October 2021
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• Audition Tapes of Talk Show Hosts Who Never Made It

  Aspiring Squad Dept.

  Written by Dan Birtcher / Art by Sam Viviano

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #16 — July 2002
  • MAD #49 — June 2026
  45–47
• Job Opportunities for Presidential Runner-Ups

  Seeking Hire Office Dept.

  Written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Special #115 — September 1996
  • MAD XL #17 — August 2002
  • MAD Spoofs Politics — Special Collector's Edition 2014
  48
• What's Right With America!

  Written by Mike Snider / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #123 — September 1997
  • MAD Spoofs America — Special Collector's Edition 2026
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• Back Cover — On the Road With Bill and Hillary

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
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