Mad #149 March 1972

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Ad for Mad Special #6 featuring Mad Mischief Stickers (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Alimony is the high cost of leaving!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (John Putnam credited for Sudhir Dar article lettering back in issue #147 - with picture of the Indian artist with issue) (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions (man in whale - Paul Coker, Jr. art) , Paperbacks, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Road Signs We'd Like to Post
  (Max Brandel / Wide World and UPI photos) (4-6)
• One Dark and Lonely Night (Don Martin) (7)
• Truly "Relevant" TV Shows (TV parodies)
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art) (8-13)
  • Storefront Broadcasters
  • The Mary Tailor-Made Show
  • Barney
  • The F.D.A.
  • Hawaii Channel Five-O
• Ralph Nader's Wallet
  (written by Arnie Kogen) (14-15)
• The Sports Spectators' Hall of Fame
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (16-18)
• Spy vs. Spy - borderline turtles (Antonio Prohias) (19)
• The Lighter Side of Dropping Out (Dave Berg) (20-24)
• The Enterprising Young Amazon (Don Martin) (25)
• Harry Grepser's New Year's Resolutions 1962-1972
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (26-27)
• A Mad Guide to "TV Late Show" Cliche Movie Props
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Angelo Torres art) (28-31)
• You Know You're Really Grown Up When...
  (written by Alis Ellis / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-33)
• Distinctive Birth Announcements
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (34-36)
• A Mad Peek Behind the
  Scenes at a Moving Company (37-39)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• A Mad Guide to the Political Climate of the U.S.
  (written by Michael Wren / Bob Clarke art) (40-41)
• Willies (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (42-48)
• Fold-In -- What recent by-product of American
  industry is winning the public's confidence? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again - hurrah, hurrah! (idea by Max Brandel / Jack Thurston art)