Mad #147 December 1971

• Mad's Modern Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Subscriptions (man in pumpkin - Paul Coker, Jr. art), Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Polyunsaturated Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Little Dull Man (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• An Italian Robin Catching a Worm (Don Martin) (11)
• Condolence Cards For Business and Professional Tragedies
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (12-14)
• Future Shock (Sergio Aragones) (15-16)
• The New Army
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art) (17-20)
• Spy vs. Spy - candle rock
  hinged floor slide (Antonio Prohias) (21)
• If Nixon Were President During Custer's Last Stand
  (Irving Schild, Wide World and UPI photos)
  (written by Lou Silverstone) (22-23)
• Meet Sudhir Dar - A Tasty Indian "Nut"
  (John Putnam title art) (24-26)
• Hawks & Doves - bivouac lights (Al Jaffee) (27)
• The Lighter Side of Time (Dave Berg) (28-32)
• One Morning on Main Street (Don Martin) (33)
• A Mad Look at Pet Owners
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art) (34-35)
• Spy vs. Spy - caped fake flying spies (Antonio Prohias) (36)
• Modern Muscle Magazine (37-42)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / George Woodbridge art)
• Gall in the Family Fare (TV satire) (43-47)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Late One Thursday Morning Downtown (Don Martin) (48)
• Fold-In -- What kind of political bandwagon
  would many Republicans like to see prepared
  for our V.P.? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- See No Evil / Hear No Evil /
  Well...Two Out of Three Ain't Bad!
  (written by Larry Gore / Jack Rickard art)