Mad #450 February 2005

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    (IMPORTANT NOTE) (8-10)
    • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds -
      Terrell Owens (written by Mike Snider / Jack Syracuse art)
    • Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed -
      Ganymede is a moon of Jupiter, not Saturn (written by Jeff Kruse)
    • Bitterman - first-date chauffeur (Garth Gerhart)
    • The Puzzle Nook - "Stop the ---sses!" (Patrick Merrell)
    • Patent of the Month - self-cleaning in-seat toilet for airline passengers (Al Jaffee)
    • Pull My Cheney! - borrowing the kitchen knife after a murder (Tom Cheney)
    • Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's Wardrobe Malfunction
    • Celebrity New Year's Resolutions That Have Already Been Broken (Charles Akins art)
    • Monkeys Are Always Funny - The Assassination of President Lincoln (Evan Dorkin)
    • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hospital Visits (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
    • Little Known Post-2004 Election Statistics (Ray Alma art)
  • Ad for Peter Kuper's Sticks and Stones and Metamorphosis books (11)
  • Two and a Half Wits (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art) (12-16)
  • 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part VIII
    (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (18-19)
  • Viewing Guide to Super Bowl Halftime Counterprogramming
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art) (22-24)
  • Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- a roach in the salad (P. C. Vey) (25)
  • Spy vs. Spy 2005 Calendar (Peter Kuper art) (26,31)
  • Broadcast Highlights and Innovations to Watch For in Super Bowl XXXIX (John Caldwell) (32-35)
  • Spy vs. Spy - boat and plane slingshot double-play (Peter Kuper) (36-37)
  • A Mad Look at The Incredibles (Sergio Aragones) (38-41)
  • Suggested Titles for the Next Indiana Jones Movie
    (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Hermann Mejia art) (42-43)
  • A Series of Unfortunate Outtakes from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (44-46)
  • Monroe and... the Swap (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (47-50)
  • Which Simpsons Character is Gay? (written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art) (51-53)
  • Lines Cut From George W. Bush's 2005 Inauguration Speech
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Sam Sisco art) (54-55)
  • Another Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (56)
  • Fold-In -- What controversial transportation issue has politicians in an uproar? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
  • Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew (C4)