Mad #450 February 2005

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (photos from the Aaron's 312 NASCAR Race held at Atlanta Motor Speedway, Oct. 30, 2004 in which Mad sponsored two cars) (photo of Jason Ritter, Joe Mantegna, Amber Tamblyn, Mary Steenburgen, Michael Welch with #440)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• It's Time to Put the "Foot" Back in "Football" (ad parody)
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Ray Alma, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Garth Gerhart, Al Jaffee, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Patrick Merrell,
  Kevin Pope, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse)
  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Terrell Owens
  • Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed
  • Bitterman
  • The Puzzle Nook
  • Patent of the Month
  • Pull My Cheney!

• Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's Wardrobe Malfunction
• Celebrity New Year's Resolutions That Have Already Been Broken
• Monkeys Are Always Funny
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Hospital Visits
• Little Known Post-2004 Election Statistics
• Ad for Peter Kuper's Sticks and Stones and Metamorphosis books
• Two and a Half Wits (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part VIII
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• Viewing Guide to Super Bowl Halftime Counterprogramming
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest (P. C. Vey)
• Spy vs. Spy 2005 Calendar (Peter Kuper art)
• Broadcast Highlights and Innovations to Watch For in Super Bowl XXXIX (John Caldwell)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• A Mad Look at The Incredibles (Sergio Aragones)
• Suggested Titles for the Next Indiana Jones Movie (written by Matthew A. Cohen / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Series of Unfortunate Outtakes from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
• Monroe and... the Swap (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Which Simpsons Character is Gay? (written by Desmond Devlin / Gary Hallgren art)
• Lines Cut From George W. Bush's 2005 Inauguration Speech (written by Jeff Kruse / Sam Sisco art)
• Another Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Fold-In -- What controversial transportation issue has politicians in an uproar? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew