Mad #447 November 2004

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Garth Gerhart,
  Gary Hallgren, Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Patrick Merrell, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse,
  Dennis Wunderlin)
  • Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong
    Wins 6th Tour de France
  • Pope Fiction
  • Conventional Wisdom Says... When In Fact...

• Save $50 on a Set of Four BF Goodyear Tires!
• Internet Banner Ads You Shouldn't Click On
• Bonus DVD Features We'd Like to See - Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11
• Titles George Lucas Considered For the Next Star Wars Movie
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Tina Fey
• The Puzzle Nook
• Is Your State's Governor Gay?
• Graphic Novel Review - The Adventures of Tintin - Tintin in Fallujah
• Bitterman
• How George W. Bush "Stacks Up" Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents
  (written by Mike Snider / AP & Wide World Bush photos)
• This Year's Hottest Halloween Costumes (Scott Bricher art)
• Monroe and... Global Warming (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• One Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ad for Mad Racing NHRA NASCAR Action Collectibles
• John, Frank and Carmine's Biggest Complaints About Growing Up Gotti (Hermann Mejia art)
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest (P. C. Vey)
• A Mad Look at Politicians (Sergio Aragones)
• Put a New Idiot in the White House! Alfred E. Neuman For President (poster) (Mark Fredrickson art)
• A Mad Poke in the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (written by and video captures by Mike Snider)
• Martha Stewart's Escape Plan (written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider / Charles Akins art)
• The Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art)
• Indisputable Tip-Offs You Weren't Cut Out for a Life of Crime (John Caldwell)
• Unabridged Corporate Slogans (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Nick Cocotos art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Verdict (written by Michael Gallagher / Sergio Aragones art)
• What to Expect at Your Team's Spanking New $450 Million Ballpark
  (written by Jacob Lambert / Al Jaffee art / Getty Images photo)
• The Burning Mad Show (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Tom Richmond art)
• Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew
• Fold-In -- What obnoxious bore is notorious for asking questions no one else does? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Ad for Aaron's "Our Dream Machines Have Gone Mad!" - Mad Racing Partner