Mad #451 March 2005

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Ray Alma, John Caldwell, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing,
  Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgren, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann,
  Scott Maiko, Patrick Merrell, Kevin Pope, Mike Snider,
  Jack Syracuse)
  • New Drug Warning Labels We'd Like to See
  • Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap
  • Classified Ads
  • Bitterman

• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Ecology
• Constable Angus Saucington
• The Godfrey Report
• Pull My Cheney!
• The Cover We Didn't Use
• Important Information For All Users of Windows XP
• Candy Hearts For Modern Lovers
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Ashlee Simpson
• Graphic Novel Review - The Anally Complete Peanuts
• The Puzzle Nook
• Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew
• Constant-Theme (movie satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• Other Images of Religious Figures in Food Currently Being Offered on Ebay
  (written by Joe Raiola / Scott Bricher art)
• Glaring Symptoms of Video Game Addiction (John Caldwell)
• Concussion-ator 3000 (ad parody) (written by Dave Croatto / idea by Johnny Styne / Irving Schild photos)
• The Mad World of... Kids vs. Parents (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art)
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest (P. C. Vey)
• A Mad Look at Cheating (Sergio Aragones)
• William Shakespeare, Sports Commentator
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art / AP & Wide World photos)
• Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Monroe and... The Inheritance (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest (P. C. Vey)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Things We Definitely Won't Miss About Buying CDs (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Bunk art)
• A Sneak Peek at the ESPN3 Programming Lineup (written by Desmond Devlin / Peter Bagge art)
• Madison Avenue Smackdown! (ad parody) (written by Arie Kaplan / Francis Mao and Eric Powell art)
• One Fine Morning in Fallujah (idea by L.P. Ferrante / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Fold-In -- What is the hottest new fan giveaway at sports stadiums? (Al Jaffee)