Mad #445 September 2004

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (Peter Kuper illustrates Spy facial expressions)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Ray Alma, John Caldwell, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Nathan Fox, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse,
  Leonardo Rodriguez, Steve Rosso, Sam Sisco, Mike Snider,
  Jack Syracuse, P. C. Vey)
  • If a Political Convention was Produced by...
  • The Fast 5 - Fun Facts About
    J. Lo's Marriage to Marc Anthony
  • Monkeys Are Always Funny

• The Cover We Didn't Use
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Tony Hawk
• Climaxes to Really Lame Urban Legends
• Rejected Applicants From ABC's Extreme Makeover
• Bitterman
• Fun With John Paul & George
• George Tenet's Resignation Letter
• Vey To Go!
• Bonus DVD Features We'd Like to See - Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ
• Magazine Corrections You May Have Missed
• Greek Gods of the 2004 Olympics (written by Jeff Kruse / Gary Hallgren art)
• William Shakespeare - Political Commentator
  (written by Frank Jacobs / M. K. Perker art / AP & Wide World photos)
• Unwritten Rules for Olympic Athletes (John Caldwell)
• Van Helstink (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
• 24 Hours of NBC's Endless Olympic Coverage (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at National Parks (Sergio Aragones)
• The Obesity Olympics (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Mad's 50 Worst Things About Comedy (written by Scott Maiko / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Dying Game (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Monroe and... Europe - Part Two (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Troy-Vey! (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad Magazine's Official Portrait of William J. Clinton (Scott Bricher art)
• Fold-In -- Where do all Americans hope the vicious attacks will end soon? (Al Jaffee)