Mad #416 April 2002

• Contents Page
• Letters (plug for Mad About Super Heroes book)
• You Know You're Osama bin Laden When... (Ray Alma art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad Magazine's Privacy Policy (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Bored of the Rings -
  The Feebleschtick of Ka-Ching! (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)
• Mad's Prime-Time TV Listings
  (written by Dana T. Graf / Rick Tulka art)
• Drama on Page 14
  (written by Michael Gallagher / John Caldwell art)
• Monroe and... Babysitting - Part One
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)

• Mad Examines Selected Pages in a Typical High School Theater Program
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Monte Wolverton art)
• The Mad (Dead) People Watcher's Guide at a Typical Cemetery
  (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art)
• Their Team... Your Team... (written by John Prete / Tom Richmond art)
• Memo to the American People from former Enron Chairman and CEO, Kenneth Lay
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• The Final Minute of Saturday Night Live (written by Desmond Devlin / Drew Friedman art)
• If Medical Marijuana Was Legalized (written by Pranav Behari / Kevin Pope art)
• A Mad Look at The Lord of the Rings (Sergio Aragones)
• Sports Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (written by Jeff Kruse / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Drew Carey (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• No Emotions Eleven (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What ogre is destined to have a frightening presence this oscar night? (Al Jaffee)