Mad #419 July 2002

• Limp Light Saber Cover Artist: Roberto Parada
• Shocking Light Saber Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman

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• Contents Page
• Letters (plug for Spy vs. Spy syndicated newspaper comic
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• Sergio Aragones illustrates Sobe ad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas **various places around the magazine
• Special Star Wars Attack of the Clowns Section
  • The Jedi Bunch (written by Charlie Kadau / Sam Sisco art)
  • Mad Presents Missing Dialogue from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    (written by Greg Leitman)
  • Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month - Attack of the Clones stuff
    (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
  • Anakin Skywalker - The High School Years (written by Kenny Byerly / Mort Drucker art)
  • Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper / idea by Jonathan Bresman)
  • Who's in the Crowd in the New Star Wars Senate Scene
    (written by Dan Levine and Mike Martone / Angelo Torres art)
  • Startling Similarities between Star Wars and the War on Terrorism
    (written by Greg Leitman / Hermann Mejia art)
• Monroe and... Disney World - Part One (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Sergio Aragones illustrates Sobe ad
• What if Chris Rock Performed at a Bar Mitzvah?
  (written by Arie Kaplan and Josh Malinow / Drew Friedman art)
• How Cool Would it be to be a Member of Ozzy Osbourne's Family? (John Caldwell)
• How Everything Changed After the Attacks (written by Barry Liebmann / Peter Kuper art)
• A Mad Look at Water Parks (Sergio Aragones)
• Hidden in the Liner Notes (written by Dave Croatto / John Cuneo art)
• Mr. Fix-It Tackles Your Occult and Paranormal Home Repair Problems
  (written by P. C. Vey / James Warhola art)
• The Oprah Magazine We'd Like to See (written by Mike Snider / Irving Schild photo)
• Panic Ruined (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Ray Alma art)
• Fold-In -- What whopping expense looms on the horizon for every new parent? (Al Jaffee)