Mad #415 March 2002

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Contents Page
• Letters (plug for reissues of The Mad Reader
  and Mad Strikes Back! paperbacks)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Smellville (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad's Ecchbay Item of the Month - Melissa Etheridge's
  Turkey Baster (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
• Rejected Harry Potter Merchandise
  (written by Dave Croatto / James Warhola art)
• A Mad Look at Street Vendors (Sergio Aragones)

• Still More Instant Movie Reviews
  (written by Russ Cooper / Amanda Conner art / color by Digital Chameleon)
• Monroe &... The Congressman (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Unintended and Unfortunate Consequences of "IT" (written by John Caldwell / Don (Duck) Edwing art)
• Ways NASA Can Appeal to the 18-34 Male Demographic (written by Jeff Kruse / Ray Alma art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg / color by Digital Chameleon)
• Key Points of My, George W. Bush's, Environmental Plan
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• When Teachers Go Bad (John Caldwell)
• Behind Empty Lines (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Madonna (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• New Children's Titles to Cash in on the Taliban-Related Book Craze
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Gary Hallgren art)
• Fold-In -- What civil liberty will Americans never give up, even during international conflicts? (Al Jaffee)