Mad #345 May 1996

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams
• Cover Writer: Sergio Aragones

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Angelo Torres art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Ron Howard with #341)
• Ad for Super Special April 1996 - The Music Mad
• Well, Duh! (written by Russ Cooper)
  **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad's Beatles Songbook (written by Frank Jacobs)
  • Alfred E. Neuman's "What Me Worry Band"
    Album Cover (Drew Friedman art)
  • "Gambling" sung to the tune of
    "Something" (Sergio Aragones art)
  • "Internet" sung to the tune of
    "Yesterday" (Dennis Langdon, Jr. art)
  • "Hey, Newt" sung to the tune of
    "Hey, Jude" (Gerry Gersten art)
  • "Talk-Show Fan" sung to the tune of
    "Nowhere Man" (Tom Bunk art)
  • "The Royal Family" sung to the tune of
    "Yellow Submarine" (Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Look at Graduations (Sergio Aragones)
• Chilling Thoughts (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Appliance Story or How Other Things In
  Your House Behave When You're Not Around
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Steve Smallwood art)
• The Ghastly Gastronomical Glitch (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Telemarketing Theatre
  (written by John Reiner / Jack Davis art)
• Why Is It?
  (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
• A Court TV Scene We'd Like to See
  (written by Dave Berg / David Small art)
• The Devil's Advocate - The Monthly Newsletter For Satan Worshippers (written by Frank Jacobs and Bill Fibbers)
  (Mort Drucker, Angelo Torres, George Woodbridge,
  and Lisa Blackshear art)
• Drama on Page 29! (John Caldwell)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Popemobile For Rent
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Gerry Mooney art)
• When "Per Serving" Information is Placed on Everything
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Glenn Barr art)
• Amazing Discoveries Products that Never Left the Lab
  (Tom Cheney)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• Carolwhine Sitting Pretty (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Fold-In -- What sinister operation is driving
  people to the breaking point? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- The Zit
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)