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| WORD | Sound Of | Source of Reference |
| AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK |
Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth | MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20 |
| AAAK AAK | Busy City People Coughing | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 |
| AAEEFWOFAAEE | One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 |
| AAGH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT | Busy City Horns | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 |
| ACK | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| ACK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| ACK GAK GARK! | Man Having A Heart Attack | MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page Back Cover |
| AGH! UGH! ARG! | Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole | MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34 |
| AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN | Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| AHHHHHHHHHH | Frankenstein Inhaling | MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 |
| AHWEEEEEE-AK | A Cow Horn | MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48 |
| AK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| aling | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling aling | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling aling! | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| aling! | Alarm clock | MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 |
| AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA | Truck Horn | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| APPLAUD YEA! | Audience | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| ARARAGH!! | Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling | MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 |
| ARARGH!! | Large Gorilla Growl | MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 |
| ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK | Princess Using Mouthwash | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page Inside Back Cover |
| ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG | A Lady And The Hulk Making Love | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17 |
| ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP | Tarzan Fighting With Leopard | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover |
| ARRARGH! | Man turning into a werewolf | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 |
| ARRARGH! RIP TEAR | Banner Turning Into The Hulk | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| ARRARGHNNARRGH | An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| ARRARGLE! | The Hulk Calling A Waiter | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| ARRGH! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| AWK | Man Having A Heart Attack | MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 |
| AWK GAK ARGH GASP | Patient Choking | MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42 |
| AWK! | Bride | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 31 |
| AWK! | Groom | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO | Capt. Kirk Crying | MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 |
| BAM BAM BOOM BOOM | Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 |
| BAM! | Lightning | MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11 |
| BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM | Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 |
| BAP | An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 |
| BAP-KRAK KIK HIT | Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29 |
| BARF BARF | Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| B-B-B-BORFFT! | Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 |
| BBBLPLAST | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| BBFRPRAFPGHPP | Doctor Farting | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 |
| BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL | Man making lip sounds | MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35 |
| BEAUGH | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BEEDOOP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BEEYOOP | The Hulk Turning Into Banner | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| BING BING BING BING BING | Desk Bell Being Rung | MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26 |
| BING BING BING BING BING | Fire Alarm At Firestation | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14 |
| BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING | Fire Alarm At Firestation | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13 |
| BING BONG | Doorbell | MAD #72, July 1962, Page 48 |
| BING BONG | Door bell | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19 |
| BIZZZT | Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 |
| BLAM | Gun Firing | MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25 |
| BLAM | Gun Being Fired | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 |
| BLAM | Prizoner In A Dungeon Being Shot | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13 |
| BLAM | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! | Shooting A Fake Horse Head | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16 |
| BLAM BLAM | Settlers Shooting At Indians | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| BLAM BLAM | Shotgun | MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 |
| BLAM BLAM BLAM | Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket | MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 |
| BLAM BLAM PoiT | Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spys | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 |
| BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM | Guns Firing At Yecch Monster | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 |
| BLAMP BLAMP | Gun Shots | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 |
| BLAP BLAP | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLEEGH | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLEEP | Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17 |
| BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB | Helicopter Hovering | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| BLIDIT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BLINK BLINK | Deformed Eye Blinking | MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 |
| BLINK BLINK | Flashing Truck Headlights | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| BLiNK BLiNK | Man Blinking | MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 |
| BLINK BLINK | Frankenstein Eye Moving | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27 |
| BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK | Flashing Lighted Arrows | MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 |
| BLIOMP | Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 |
| BLIT | Eye Being Vacuumed | MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 |
| BLOBBLE | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BLOIT | Popeye's Muscle Popping Up | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 |
| BLOOM BLOOM | Real gun firing. | MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19 |
| BLOOP | Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt | MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 |
| BLORF BREEDEET | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| BLORP | Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| BLORP | Eyes Popping up in Water | MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page Back Cover |
| BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB | Helicopter Flying | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB | Boy Sinking in Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| BONG | Man's Head Hitting A Bell | MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48 |
| BONG | Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 |
| BONG | Refrigerator Timer Going Off | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 |
| BONG | Train Station Local Number Popping Up | MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 |
| BONG | Bell | MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41 |
| BONG | Bell | MAD #134 April 1970, Page 42 |
| BONG | Clock Striking Midnight | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover |
| BONG | Elevator Stopping At A Floor | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 |
| BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG | Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell | MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page Back Cover |
| BONG, FLADIP, FLUK | Tell Your Fortune Machine Ticket Ready And Guy Picks Up Ticket | MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 |
| BOOM | Cannon | MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 |
| BOOM | Shooting Man Out Of Cannon | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 |
| BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) | A Distant Drum Message | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 |
| BOOMER-ROOM | Atomic Blast | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 |
| BPLFLT! | Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider | MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27 |
| BRAGHK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BRAK GRAK | Car Shifting To First Gear | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| BRAP | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| BRAVO BRAVO | Audience | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO | Audience Cheering | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE | Audience Cheering | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| BREEBEEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREEDEET | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREEP-BREEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET BREET | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET BROOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD | Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47 |
| BRING | Phone Ringing | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29 |
| BRNNGT BRNNGT | Telephone Ringing | MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 |
| BROODOOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| BROOM | Car Wheeling Away | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! | Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft | MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 |
| BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA | Car Revving For A Drag Race | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 |
| BRRRAPP! | Boy Belching | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … | Phone Ring | MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48 |
| BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA | Boxer Pummels Head Of Opponent | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BUR-RP | Patient Belching In I.V. Bag | MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 |
| BWAUGHK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| BWEEP | Scientists Leg Growing | MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48 |
| BWEEP | Large Cylindrical Bump Rises From Top Of Head Where Brick Had Bounced | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BZOWNT | Ray Gun Firing | MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 |
| BZZNNT | Ray Gun Firing | MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 |
| BZZOWNT | Electric Drill Applied To Forehead | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| BZZOWNT! | Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. | MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 |
| BZZT BZZT | Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer | MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37 |
| BZZZ BZZT | Flying Insect | MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 |
| BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA | Change Machine For Telephone | MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37 |
| BZZZT KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA | Vending Machine About To Make Change | MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 |
| BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! | Safecrackers | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 |
| CAW CAW CAW | Crow | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| CAW-CAW-CAW | Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA | Mother Shaking A Rattle | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA | Baby Shaking Another Baby | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| CHAKUNK-DING-RIP | Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Eskimo Eating A Fish | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 |
| CHEEP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CHIKA CHUNK | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| CHIMP CHIMP | Fingernail Chewing | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 |
| CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP | Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 |
| CHIRP | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! | Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18 |
| CHOMP | Genteel Ben Eating | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| CHOMP | Patient Biting String | MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21 |
| CHOMP | Man eating | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Full Mouth Chewing | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Bird Eating Clam | MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29 |
| CHOMP CHOMP | Spiderman Eating A Fly | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Hippie Eating A Banana | MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 |
| CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK | Vultures Eating Car | MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11 |
| CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP | Man Drinking From A Bottle | MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover |
| CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP | Boy Eating Sandwich | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP | Man Biting Wrench And Chewing | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 |
| CHONK | Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm | MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 |
| CHONK CHONK CHONK | Subtotal Chopping At Dragon | MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 |
| CHONK KRAKLE GLUK | Man Chewing Glass | MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 |
| CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK | Man Digging Ground | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 |
| CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP | Man Chopping Down Tree | MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 |
| CHOP-CHOP | Scout Hitting Tree With Ax | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 |
| CHUCKLE | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA | Steam Roller | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA | Steamroller. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| CHUNK | Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm | MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 |
| CHUNK | Bird stabbing worm with fork. | MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 |
| CHUNK-KASHINK | Shovel | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9 |
| CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER | Man's Bones Breaking | MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13 |
| CLANG | Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face | MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 |
| CLANG CLANG CLANG | Safecrackers | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 |
| CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | Audience Clapping | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 |
| CLAP CLAP! | Applause | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP | Prisoners Applauding Chef | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 |
| CLATTA CAK CLAKA | Chicken Laying Egg | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| CLATTER | Teeth Hitting Green | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| CLICK | Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24 |
| CLICK! | A Photographer Taking A Picture | MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10 |
| CLIK CLIK | Running Down Concrete Steps | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| Clik Clik | Chicken Jumping Into Nest | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| CLiK KLAK | Key Opening Steam Cabinet | MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29 |
| CLIK RRROOOOM | Electric Fan Being Turned On | MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 |
| CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK | Running Up Concrete Steps | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| CLINK | Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block | MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9 |
| CLINK CLOINK BZZT | Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. | MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 |
| CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP | Dracula Running Down A Path | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP | Lady Running Down A Path | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| CLONK! | Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column | MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15. |
| CRASH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP | Pay Phone being assaulted | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 |
| CRUGAZUNCH | Two Cars Colliding | MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 |
| CRUNCH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| CRUNCH | Sign Hitting Ground | MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 |
| CRUNCHLE | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| DANG | Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place | MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 |
| DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG | Police Or Fire Siren | MAD #215, June 1980, Page Back Cover |
| DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG | Man Digging | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG | Man Digging | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| DIK DIK, DIK DAKDIK DAKKADAK DIKKA DAKKA | Typist Typing On A Computer Keypad | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 |
| DIKKA DIK DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP | Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 |
| DING | Elevator Door About To Close | MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39 |
| DING | Telephone falling | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| DING (13 times) | Airport Metal Detector Going Off | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING | Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Airport Metal Detector Going Off | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Man Filling Himself Up With Air | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING | Alarm clock | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK | Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 |
| DINGALINA DINGALINGA | Dooms Day Man Ringing A Bell | MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11 |
| DINGALINGA | Cannibal Ringing A Bell | MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23 |
| DINK DINK DINK DINK | Tip-Toeing | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 |
| DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK | Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 |
| DIT | Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 |
| DIT DIT | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT | Eye Rolling Across The Street | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT | Eye bouncing across road. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| DIT-CLUNK | Fish Hitting Green And Hole | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK | Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 |
| DOIP | Eye popping out. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
| DOiP! | Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| DOMP DOMP DOMP | Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16 |
| DONG | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DON'T WALK | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times) | A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 |
| DOOBADOOBADOOBA | Tarzan Beating His Chest | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 |
| DOODLE | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| DOONT | Man Hitting Pole | MAD #120 July 1968, Page Inside Front |
| doont | Wine Bottle Bounces Off Forehead | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| DOOOT | Lunchtime Work Whistle | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page Back Cover |
| doop | Food falling out of man's mouth | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| DOOT | Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer | MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48 |
| DRIPPLE BLIT | Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl | MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 |
| DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA | Tarzan Beating Chest | MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11 |
| ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK | Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 |
| ECK! | Man escaping from the dungeon | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| ECKECK! | Dog With a Tic | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11 |
| EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH | Tarzan's Distress Call | MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 |
| EECH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| EEEAAAGH!! | Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. | MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27 |
| EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | Car Screaming Its Arrival | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| FABA DABA ZAP | Electodes Delivering 400,000 Volts | MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23 |
| FABADAP | Cows Udder Moving Again | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 |
| FAGROON KLUBBLE KLUBBLE | Food Mart Falling Down | MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14 |
| FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM | A Sea Shell | MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 |
| FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH | A Sea Shell | MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 |
| FAP | A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10 |
| FAROOLANA, FASHUNK | Coroner Opening , Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept | MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23 |
| FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP | News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate | MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 |
| FASHKLORK | Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond | MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26 |
| FERRAP! | Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 |
| FERRIP! | King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover |
| FFFFOOOOOOOO | Frankenstein Exhaling | MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 |
| FFFRRRAAPFT! | Man Expelling Compressed Air | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 |
| FFPGHFTP! | Caveman blowing stick. | MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 |
| FIDIP-FIDIP | Ant Boxing Cows Udder | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 |
| FIFF-FRREP | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| FINK! | Head Springing Out Of Toy | MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8 |
| FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP | Survival Raft Inflating | MAD #134 April 1970, Page Inside Front Cover |
| FIP-FIP | Cows Udder Moving | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 |
| FIT! | Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 |
| FITZ ROWR | A Hungry Stomach Churning | MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 |
| FIZZAZZIT | Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can | MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 |
| FLABADAP | Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 |
| FLADAT | Flattened Human Body Folding | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 |
| FLAFFLIFF | Flasher Opening His Overcoat | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 |
| FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP | Woman folding up man. | MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 |
| FLAP! FLAP! | Ears Flapping | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 |
| FLEEDLE | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| FLIBADIP | Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 |
| FLIBADIP | Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 |
| FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF | Robber Putting on Mask | MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17 |
| FLIFF FLIFF | Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| fliff fliffle florf sworf | Tarzan Missing The Next Vine | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| FLIFFLAFF | Dracula Opening His Cape | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 |
| FLIFFLE FLIF | Crop duster | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 |
| FLIK | Flicking a Bug | MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 |
| FLIK | King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page Back Cover |
| FLiK | Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27 |
| FLIK | Parachuter Pulling Out Instruction Card | MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 |
| FLIK | Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand | MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43 |
| FLING | Person Flipping A Coin | MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page Inside Front Cover |
| FLIP | A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand | MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11 |
| FLIP BLAP BLAP | Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall | MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 |
| FLIT | Flattened Human Body Folding | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 |
| FLOBA-DAP! | Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street | MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 |
| FLOIDOIP | Bird Hatches Enormous Egg | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| floof | Small Rising Smoke Signal | MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 |
| FLOOF | Large Rising Smoke Signal | MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 |
| FLOOF FLOOF | Crop duster | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 |
| floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! | Many Smoke Signals Rising Quickly | MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 |
| FLOON | Atomic Blast At Ground Zero | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 |
| FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP | Man folding beach umbrella. | MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 |
| FLOP | Teeth Hitting Green | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| FLOPLOPLOPLOP | Woman Falling In Slices | MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48 |
| FLORK | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| FLOT | Flattened Human Body Folding | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 |
| FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH | Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage | MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 |
| FOINSAPP | Bent Saw Released In Face | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| FOOF | Stove Being Turned On | MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 |
| FOOM | Explosion | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16 |
| FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times) | Fireworks On Scoreboard | MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29 |
| FOOM! | Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits | MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 |
| FOOMP! | Safe Falling On Man And Woman | MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40 |
| FOOSH | Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 0 |
| FOOSH FWIZZISH | Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead | MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 |
| FOOSHT | Beam Of Light Insinerating Character | MAD #240 July 1983 Page28 |
| FOOWOOM | Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man | MAD #240 July 1983 Page Back Cover |
| FOWM | Mask Retracting | MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 |
| FROOM | Police Car Jumping Ramp | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 |
| FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA | Skateboard | MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12 |
| FUMP | Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling | MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42 |
| FUNK! | Head Springing Out Of Man's Body | MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9 |
| FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA | Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 |
| FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG | Toilet Flushing | MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 |
| FURSHGLURK | Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32 |
| FUSH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| FUT! | Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 |
| FWABADAP! | Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 |
| FWADDAPP! | Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head | MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30 |
| FWAK | Brick Bounces Off Top Of Head | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| FWAK | Bride and groom fighting | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| FWAM | Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers | MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8 |
| FWAP | Throwing Purse On Counter | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 |
| FWAP | Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand | MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 |
| FWAP | Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 |
| FWAP! | Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 |
| FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA | Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 |
| FWEE | Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 |
| FWEE! | Hair Raising | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 |
| FWEEE | Baby Flying Through Air | MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11 |
| FWEEE | Rider flying | MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12 |
| FWEEEEE | Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| FWEEP | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| FWEEP | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| FWiP | Glove Door Opening | MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 |
| FWIP | Siamese twins rolling over in bed. | MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29 |
| FWIP | Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 |
| fwip | Bride throwing bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP | Jane Tying Two Vines Together | MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11 |
| FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA | Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 |
| FWiSK | Man Grabbing Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| FWISK | Waiter running | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| FWISK FWISK | A Hotel Maid Dusting | MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11 |
| FWISK FWISK | Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 |
| FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK | Man Sweeping Deserted Island | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 |
| FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. | Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 |
| FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK | Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11 |
| FWISK GLURK | Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubbys Mouth To Make A Moletoff Cocktail | MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38 |
| FWISK GLURK | Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane | MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11 |
| FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP | Camper un-folding. | MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12 |
| FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP | Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall | MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 |
| FWIZZ | Throwing a Chess Board | MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 |
| FWOF | Elephant Flashing Jane | MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 |
| FWOOF | Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit | MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48 |
| FWOOSH | Woman Swing A Tennis Racket | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11 |
| FWOOSH SPASHLE | Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose | MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 |
| FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH | A Sea Shell | MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 |
| FWOP | Parachute Opening | MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27 |
| FWUMP | Warewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher | MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover |
| Fxlgxtlkfxg! | Woman swearing | MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12 |
| GAAH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| GACK | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| GAK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| GAPLONK | King Kong jumping on buildings | MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24 |
| GARRARGH! | Man turning into a werewolf | MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page Back Cover |
| GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH | Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus | MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23 |
| GASHKLITZ | Squirting Flower parted by Moses | MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 |
| GASHKLITZ | Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off | MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 |
| GASHKLITZKA | Water From Squirting Flower Hitting Face | MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 |
| GA-SHKLURTZ | Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man | MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 |
| GASHKUTZGA | Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 |
| GASHOOK GRUNCH | Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out | MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover |
| GA-SHPLUCT | Farmer Steps In Cow Flop | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| GASHPLUTZGA | Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose | MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11 |
| GASKROOCH | Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out | MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover |
| GA-SPLORTCH | Boy Entering Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| GASPLUSH | Small Explorer Being Dropped Into Abig Pot By A Cannibal | MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10 |
| GEEEN | Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 |
| GIGAZING | Trowling Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| GING | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| GING GEEEN | Iv's Stretching | MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page Back Cover |
| GING GING | Violin String | MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13 |
| GiNG GiNG | Worm being stretched. | MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 |
| GING GING | Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 |
| GING GING | Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person | MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover |
| GING GING | Bow Being Pulled | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover |
| GING GING | Spring | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14 |
| GING GING, THWAT | Schoolboy Stretching A Rubber Band Slingshot And Then Firing And Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23 |
| GING GOYNG | Mask Flying Off Face | MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 |
| GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT | Frog Catching Fly | MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15 |
| GISHKLORK | King Kong stepping on somebody | MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22 |
| GISHKLURK | Soup Parting as done by Moses | MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 |
| GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK | Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk | MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 |
| GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG | Wedding Bells | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover |
| GLANK | Stick against head. | MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 |
| GLAWK! | Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 |
| GLEET-GLEET | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK | Water Bag Leaking | MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 |
| GLIKA-GLIKA | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| GLiNK | Worm popping out of ground. | MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 |
| GLINK | Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer | MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 |
| GLINK | Walk Light Changing | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31 |
| glinK | Maniac Boy Pulls Wing Off Fly | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| GLINK | Water Falling Into A Tin Cup | MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27 |
| GLINK | Single Raindrop | MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 |
| GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK | Several Raindrops | MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 |
| GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP | A Bowl Of Soup | MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21 |
| GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK | Domestic Mayhem And Carnage Involving A Small Child, His Mother, A Dog And A Police Officer | MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48 |
| GLIT | Pulling Hat from Wet Cement | MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 |
| GLITCH | Foot Squashes Dog Poop | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| GLIT GLIT GLIT | Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth | MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 |
| GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT | Olive Oyl Eating Spinach | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 |
| GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT | Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag | MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 |
| GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP | Dripping Tap and Licenced Plumbers | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48 |
| GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP | Dripping Faucet | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP GHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK | Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14 |
| GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH | Sculptor Molding Man's Face | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 |
| GLOODLE | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| GLOOK | Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole | MAD #72, July 1962, Page 10 |
| GLOOP | Golf Ball Hitting Water | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12 |
| GLOOP | Baby With Spoon In A Bowl | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 |
| GLOOP (7 times) GLUT | Patient Emptying I.V. Bag | MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 |
| GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP | Patient Emptying I.V. Bag | MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 |
| GLOOP! | Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island | MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 |
| GLOOT-GLOOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| GLORP | Baby With Spoon In A Bowl | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 |
| GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG | Island Sinking Into Ocean | MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 |
| GLUK | King Kong Throwing Food Into Mouth | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21 |
| GLUK | Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full | MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 |
| GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT | Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK | Indian Drinking Fire Water | MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27 |
| GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK | Popeye Eating Spinach | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 |
| GLUK! | Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 |
| GLUKKLE | Man eating | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK | Drinking beer. | MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 |
| GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT | Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle | MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 |
| GLUT | Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat | MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 |
| GLUT! | Tongue Lashing | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 |
| GOING | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING | Car Bouncing on Springs | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 |
| GOOMA-DOOM | Oil Tanker Exploding | MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13 |
| GORSHLE GUSH | Water Running From Dike | MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 |
| GRAWK!!! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| GREEDLE-GREEDLE | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| GRING | Telephone ring | MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47 |
| GROINK | Man turning into a werewolf | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 |
| GROWWWWMMM | Car Growling Its Arrival | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| GRRM | Motorcycle in Distance | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 |
| GRROWN | Motorcycle | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 |
| GRRR | Jeep Racing Up Hill | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| GRRRRRR… | Angry Dogs Grawling At Fireman | MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12 |
| GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! | Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 |
| GUKGUK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN | Fly Remover Vending Machine Working | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 |
| GUWK | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| GWAP | Dog Bitting Woman's Nose | MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42 |
| GYAAUGHT | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. | Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other | MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 |
| HAR HAR | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| HEE-DE-HEE-HEE | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| HEH HEH | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC | Man With Hicups | MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 |
| HiC! | Hick-up | MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9 |
| Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m | Barbers' Buzz Cutter | MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48 |
| HO HA | Laughter | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| HO-HUM | Man Yawning In Street | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 |
| HONK | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| HOOT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| Huff…puff…Hmmmm… Ahhh…Mmmmmm… Huffa…puffa…gasp! | A Sea Shell | MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 |
| HUFFLE-PUFFLE | Dracula Breathing While Running | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| HUSH | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| HUSHLE | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| ING DING DING DING DIN | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| INKLE-KLINK | A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Machine | MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48 |
| JUGARUM | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KABOOMM | Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder | MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11 |
| KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! | Lab Assistant Sneezing | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15 |
| KACHUGH! CHUH! | Train Engine | MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 |
| KACHUNK | Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 |
| KACHUNK | Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover |
| KACHUNK | Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 |
| KACHUNK GING PSSSSH | Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady | MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48 |
| KACHUNK KKKSH | Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 |
| KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK | Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 |
| KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK | Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 |
| KACHUNKA | Crop duster | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 |
| KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG | Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. | MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9 |
| KAHEEEE | Indians On The Warpath | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| KAKKAKKAKAK | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| KAKROOSH | Tree Falling | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 |
| KALLOON | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK | Heavy Coughing | MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 |
| KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT | Burping. | MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 |
| KAPOOOSHSHISH | Tree Collapsing On Little Paige | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page Back Cover |
| KARRAK FIZZITZ POW | Lightening Hitting A Person | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 |
| KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK | Mafia Informant Sheffling Along In Some Custome Made Cement Shoes | MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48 |
| KASHPRITZA | Bug spray. | MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40 |
| KATOOF | Flare Gun | MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 & 48 |
| KATOONG | Man escaping from the dungeon | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| KATOONK | People hitting hijacker | MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36 |
| KATY-DID | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KATY-DIDN'T | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KAWK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| KAZASH | Television hitting the ceiling | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 |
| KAZOP! | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| KCHGGHCK | Genteel Ben Getting Framed | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 |
| K-CHOOK | Elevator Door Closing | MAD #72, July 1962, Page 37 |
| KERACKK! | Lightning | MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15 |
| KIKATIK | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KING DING PLINK | Zoo Keeper Dropping Key | MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 |
| KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF | Moderate Coughing | MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 |
| KIPF KIPF | Light Coughing | MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 |
| KISS KISS KISS KISS | Man Kissing Sand | MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11 |
| KISS KISS KISS KISS | King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty | MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24 |
| KITTOONG, SHKLUNK | Brain Thrown Into Frankenstien's Head Like A Basketball | MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page Back Cover |
| KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH | Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached | MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 |
| KKCHK FEW | Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 |
| KKKKKKKKKKKK | Tree Falling | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 |
| KKKSH | Brick Thrown Through A Window | MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48 |
| KKKSSH | Superman Crashing Through A Wall | MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17 |
| KLAK | False Teeth Catching Golf Ball | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| KLAK | Movie Scene Starter | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 |
| KLAK | Movie clapboard. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11 |
| KLAK | Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe | MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 |
| KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK | Hitting two small rocks together. | MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18 |
| KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE | Tin Cans Falling Down | MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 |
| KLAKKLE | Telephone falling | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| KLANG | Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge | MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15 |
| KLANG | Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck | MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16 |
| KLANG | A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head | MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12 |
| KLANG | Hippie Hitting Head On Stove | MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14 |
| KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG | Metal Being Struck by Hammer | MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page Back Cover |
| KLANG KLANG KLANG | Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 |
| KLANK | Metal head trap | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| KLANK FUSHSHKLORK | Cement truck | MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12 |
| KLIK | Thief Turning On Light | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 |
| KLIK | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| KLiK | Video game gun jamming. | MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 |
| KLiK | Button on various power tools. | MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19 |
| KLIK | Toenail Being Clipped | MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 |
| KLiK | Pressing a Button | MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44 |
| KLIK | Man Cocking His Pistol | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 |
| KLIK | Lady Turning Off A Lamp | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| KLIK | Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe | MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 |
| KLIK | Remote control | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 |
| KLIK KLAK | Cannon Bolt Action | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 |
| KLIK KLAK | Monitor Being Adjusted | MAD #243 Dec 1983 {age Back Cover |
| KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK | Man folding up beach table. | MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 |
| KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK | Man Walking Across "Water" | MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page Back Cover |
| KLIK KLAK, ZIK KAZAK, PLOIP | Prizon Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair | MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25 |
| KLIK KLIK | Man Turning A Television Dial | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13 |
| KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK | Cash Register Key Pushing | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| KLIK KLIK KLIK | Guns Getting Ready | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15 |
| KLIK KLIK KLIK | Crop duster | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 |
| KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK | Capt. Kirk Hitting Keyes On Computer Terminal | MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31 |
| KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF | Cinderella Running | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page Back Cover |
| KLIK VROOM SPOOSH | Starting Modified Air Conditioner | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 |
| KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK | Cash Register Key Pushing | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK | Cash Register Key Pushing | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK | Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 |
| KLiK-SPROiNG | Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head | MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 |
| KLINGDINGGOON | Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off | MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 |
| KLINK | A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 |
| KLINK | Man Snapping Chains of Shackles | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 |
| KLINK | Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine | MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 |
| KLINK GALINK | Inserting Coins Into Machine | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 |
| KLINK GALINK | Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine | MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 |
| KLINK GLINK | Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine | MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 |
| KLINK GLINK GLUNK | Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine | MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39 |
| KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK | Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick | MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14 |
| KLINK KLUNK GADINK | Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine | MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 |
| KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! | Safecrackers | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 |
| KLINKADINK | Coin Being Deposited In A Tell Your Fortune Machine | MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 |
| KLOINK | Dracula Crashing Into A Statue | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 |
| KLOMP | Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee | MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48 |
| KLOMP | Butler Falling From Ceiling | MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26 |
| KLOMP | Spiderman Crashing Into A Building | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13 |
| KLONK | Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 |
| KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA | Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 |
| KLOON | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| KLOON | Rock against head. | MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 |
| KLOONK KA- DOONK | Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole | MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15 |
| KLOOONN | Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber | MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 |
| KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM | Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 |
| KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK | Man Drinking Moonshine | MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 |
| KLUMP | Warden Tame Running | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP | Bartender Running Across The Floor | MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page Back Cover |
| KLUNK | Horse Tripping On Rock | MAD #127 June 1969, Page Inside Front |
| KLUNK | Stick falling on ground. | MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 |
| KLUNK | Car Hitting Bus | MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page Back Cover |
| KLUNK | Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk | MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 |
| KLUNK | Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor | MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 |
| KLUPADA KLUPADA | Galloping Horse | MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 |
| KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK | Someone Knocking On A Door | MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page Back Cover |
| KooKooK KooKooK | Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place | MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 |
| KOONG | Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42 |
| KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF | Man Coming up for Air in Dike | MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 |
| KRAK | Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 |
| KRAK | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRAK | Large rock against stout stick. | MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 |
| KRAK | Gorilla Adjusting Baby' Tarzan's Back | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 |
| KRAK | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| KRAKKLE KRAK | Casey Cracking His Knuckles | MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30 |
| KRAKLE | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRASH | Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 |
| KRASH | White Man Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRASH | Rock Hitting Ground | MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 |
| KREEK KREEK | Clothes Line Being Pulled | MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 |
| KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK | Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea | MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43 |
| KRIDIT-KRIDIT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRIK | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRIK-KRIKIT | Indians Making Noises | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| KRUGAZUNCH | Two Lifeboats Colliding | MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9 |
| KRUNCH | Cracking nuts. | MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19 |
| KRUNCH | Capt. Kirk Breaking Off One Of The Arms To His Chair On The Bridge | MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 |
| KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP | Man Chewing Glass | MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 |
| KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH | Man Chewing Glass | MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 |
| KSSHFWOOM | Parachuter Crashing Through Building Roof | MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 |
| KSSSH | Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 |
| KUK | Man choking | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| KWAPP! | Boxer Hitting Punching A Guy's Head (Appears To Be Punching Bag) | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 |
| KWEEE | Man's Hair Standing On End | MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15 |
| KWEEK! KWEEK! | Nostrils Flaring | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 |
| KWOIP | Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| KWONG | Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball | MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13 |
| KWONK | Man Being Hit on Head With Stick | MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11 |
| KWONK | Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| KWOP | Woman catching bouqet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33 |
| LAFLATCH | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| LEDDLE | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| MAMP,SPWAT,TOK | Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts | MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 35 |
| MAP-MAP | Ant Boxing Cows Udder | MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 |
| McPWAF | Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| MMMMM... SMACK | Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg | MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 |
| MMMMMMMM | Tape measure returning. | MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page19 |
| MMMP, AARH, GA-SHLOIP | Luke Removing His Mask | MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 |
| MMP ARG ECK | Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone | MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11 |
| MMP! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| MMPH! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| MOWM | Atomic Blast | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 |
| MUFFLE | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| NNYEEOWNNT | Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 |
| NOK NOK NOK NOK | Salesman Knocking On A Door | MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 |
| NOT-A-SOUND | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| OGGOCK | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| OGH! | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEE | Husband Snoreing | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13 |
| OOF! | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| OOGA | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| OOH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| OOMP DOOMP | Meatball Bouncing | MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8 |
| OONK OONK BLEEP | Busy City Horns | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 |
| OOOH | Indians Getting Shot | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 15 |
| OOOKK! AWK! | Man Having Heart Attack | MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48 |
| OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! | Santa Claus Moaning | MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33 |
| OOT | Snake Charmer's Flute | MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 |
| PADAP PADAP PADAP, KADOONK | Prizon Guard Dribbling Then Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prizoner's Mouth | MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26 |
| PAF | Frog Becoming Prince | MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 |
| PAF | Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs | MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 |
| PAF | Frog Becoming Prince | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page Inside Front Cover |
| PAF | Frog Turning Into Prince | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Inside Front Cover |
| PAF | Frog Turning Into A Prince | MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Frog Turning Into A Prince | MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Prince Turning Into A Frog | MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Frog Turning Into A Prince | MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Man Changing Into A Woman | MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 |
| PAF | Bat Turning Into Dracula | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 |
| PAF | Frong Turning Into A Prince | MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page Back Cover |
| PAF | Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince | MAD #247 June 1984 Page Back Cover |
| PAF TOOONG | Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Inside Front Cover |
| PAK POW | Coughing Truck Engine | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 |
| PAM | Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts | MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48 |
| PAT PAT PAT PAT | Mother Patting A Baby's Head | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| PAT PAT PAT PAT | Baby Patting A Rattle | MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 |
| PATWANG, FWEEEE | Branch Springing Back, Then Flinging Baby Tarzan Away | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13 |
| PATWEEEE | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PBLRBLPSFT | The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| PFFFT-FRACK! | Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| PFFFT-FRACK! | Strange Bird | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| PFLAP | Woman Holding Paper | MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48 |
| PHLAKFFA | Human organ music | MAD #273 September 1987 Page 13 |
| PHOOM | King Kong stepping into a train car | MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 |
| PHOON | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PHOOO PHOOO | Indian Blowing onto Fire | MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 |
| PHWAM | Man slamming receiver on telephone | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9 |
| PIK PIK PIK | Man Knotching Door Frame | MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 |
| PING (18 times over four panels) | Pimples Popping | MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48 |
| PiNG THWAP | An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 |
| PINK | Jane Flicking Away Bug From Her Hair | MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 |
| PITOOIE | Woman Spitting Out Bird Call | MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 |
| PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE | Several People Spitting | MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16 |
| PITTOOIE | Giant Man Spitting Out Bone | MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29 |
| PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP | Bullet Richocheying off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 |
| PLABLABLABLAB | The Batmobile With A Flat Tire | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 |
| PLABLABLABLABL | Bucket Rope Releasing | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 |
| PLAK | Teeth Hitting Green | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 |
| PLAK DAK THUK FRIT | Man folding beach chair. | MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 |
| PLAM | Someone Shooting Themselves | MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 |
| PLAM | Rifle | MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13 |
| PLAM | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PLAM PLAM | Gun Firing | MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 |
| PLAP | An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face | MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 |
| PLAP | Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28 |
| PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP | Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 |
| PLAPF | Man escaping from the dungeon | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| PLINK (8 times) | Bricklayers Stacking Bricks | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 |
| PLINK PLINK | A Quarter Being Bounced On The Ground | MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17 |
| PLINK PLINK PLONK | Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile | MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 |
| PLOIP | Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 |
| PLOIP | Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth | MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 |
| PLOiP! | Removing mask. | MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21 |
| PLOOM | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PLOOSH FLAPF | Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 |
| PLOP | Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head | MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 |
| PLOP | Flying Hat Landing On Ground | MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 |
| PLOP | A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground | MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28 |
| PLOP PHELOP | People Droping From Smell Of General's Armpits | MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17 |
| PLORK | Bird Feeding A Baby Bird | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23 |
| PLORK BLUT | Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster | MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 |
| PLORTCH | Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25 |
| PLUNK | Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 |
| PLUNK | Man Putting Clam In Pocket | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| PLUNK | Patient Getting Gassed | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 |
| PLUNK (4 times) | Bricklayers Stacking Bricks | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 |
| PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH | Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8 |
| PLURP | Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water | MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 |
| POFFISSS | Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human | MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 |
| Poing | Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off | MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 |
| POING | Flare Gun | MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 |
| POING GEEN GEEN | Flare Gun From A Ship | MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 |
| POING POING POING | Pogo Stick | MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 |
| POiNG THUK! | Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 |
| POiNG THUK! PINK | Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps | MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 |
| POiNG! | Horse Jumping | MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48 |
| POINK | Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion | MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26 |
| Poink | Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 |
| POiNK | Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 |
| POiNK! | Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead | MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48 |
| POiT | Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear | MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 |
| POIT | Large Boob Pops Out Of Bra | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| POIT | Eye Being Released From Vacuum | MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 |
| POIT | Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear | MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9 |
| PoiT | Removing Cork From Bottle | MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42 |
| POiT! | Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth | MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48 |
| POiT! | Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail | MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44 |
| POIT, DOIT DIT | Three Newsanchor's Taking Their Earpieces Out | MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 |
| POP | Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener | MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48 |
| POP | Dream Balloon Popping | MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14 |
| POP | Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette | MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 |
| POP! | Video game gun fireing. | MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 |
| POP---SPROiNG-GiNG | Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| POP---SPROiNG-GiNG | Strange Bird | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| POW | Motorcycle Jumping Ramp | MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 |
| PRAWK!!! | Gagged man trying to talk | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| PSSSH | Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 |
| PUTT | Airboat | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 |
| PWADAK | Skateboard crashing | MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12 |
| PWAM | Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away | MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 |
| PWANG | Frying Pan Bounces Off and Flattens Face | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| PWEEN | Wedding party shooting bouquet | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 |
| PWOF | Parachute | MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 |
| PWOiNG | Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched | MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13 |
| PWOK | Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock | MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 |
| PWOMPF | Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground | MAD #223, June 1981, Page Back Cover |
| QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK | Duck | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK | Wild Game Call | MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 |
| QUIET | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| QWACK WAAK WAAK | Duck | MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39 |
| RAH-OOOM | Car Speeding Away | MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 |
| RATTLE | Man escaping from the dungeon | MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 |
| RAWGH | People vomiting | MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 |
| RIP | Human Phone Book Tearing In Half | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 |
| RIP | Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform | MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21 |
| RIP | King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform | MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33 |
| RIP | Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch | MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page Back Cover |
| RIP | Spiderman Ripping Costume | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 |
| RIP RIP | Man turning into a werewolf | MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 |
| RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK | Surgery | MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 |
| RIP TEAR | Banner Turning Into The Hulk | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 |
| RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH | Banner Turning Into The Hulk | MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14 |
| RiPF | Parachuting Falling | MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11 |
| ROWM | Truck Taking Off Quickly | MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 |
| RRIP | Tearing Magic Carpet | MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21 |
| RRRRR | Police Car Siren | MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 |
| RRRRREERRR | Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 |
| RRRRRR | Ambulance Siren | MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 |
| RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH | Moses Parts the Red Sea | MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16 |
| RUMBLE RUMBLE | Falling Rock | MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 |
| RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE | Thunder Storm | MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 |
| RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA | Chicken Nests Bouncing Around | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| SAZZIKK | Man dialing telephone with his nose | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| SCHKLURT | Pizza Springing Into Face | MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 |
| SCHLAP | Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 |
| SCHLEP | Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 |
| SCHLIP | Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 |
| SCHLIT | Water Spraying Out Of Phone | MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 |
| SCHLOOP | Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder | MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 |
| SCHLOOT | Flattened Human Body Folding | MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 |
| SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE | Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan | MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 |
| SHHH | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP | Pair Of Dancing Shoes At A Theatrical Shop | MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15 |
| SHIK SHIK | Man shaving | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA | Man Scratching Back | MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48 |
| SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA | Jane Scratching Her Head | MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 |
| SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA | Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire | MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 |
| SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK | Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 |
| SHKLAZITCH yarg! | Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 |
| SHKLiK | Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye | MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48 |
| SHKLIK | Heart popping out of body. | MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 |
| SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK | Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper | MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 |
| SHKLIKSA! | Clam Squirting Man In Face | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| SHKLITZA | Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 |
| SHKLiTZA | Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face | MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 |
| SHKLIZICH! | Flower Squirting Man | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| SHKLIZORTCH | Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset | MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 |
| SHKLIZZITZ | Doctors Operating Of A Person | MAD #231, June 1982, Page Back Cover |
| SHKLIZZORTCH | Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement From A Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship | MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31 |
| SHKLOORT THURCH | Sculptor Molding Clay | MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 |
| SHKLOP | Heart bouncing on floor. | MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 |
| SHKLORBBADORP | Man hitting wet cement | MAD #274 October 1987 Page 12 |
| SHKLORP | Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 |
| SHKLORP | Ship being pulled from water by King Kong. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 11 |
| SHKLURCH | Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard | MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48 |
| SHKLURK | Man Grabbing Clam | MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 |
| SHKWITZ SHKWITZ | Man Cleaning Eyeglasses | MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11 |
| SHLOOK | Princess Kissing Frog | MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 |
| SHLORP | Man eating | MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 |
| SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … | Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It | MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39 |
| SHMUZORFT | Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP | Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast | MAD #104. July 66, Page 42 |
| SHNORKLE | Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying | MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10 |
| SHOOGA SHIK | Telephone moving | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| SHOOK | Subway Train Door Opening | MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 |
| SHOOK SHOOK | Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor | MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15 |
| SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK | Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 |
| SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK | Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page Inside Front Cover |
| SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK | Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Hair | MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 |
| SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA | Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can | MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 |
| SHOOO | Spear | MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17 |
| SHPLEP | Spiderman's Web Shooting Out | MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 |
| SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT | Man Eating Soup | MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 |
| SHPLOIP | Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers | MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 |
| SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! | A Sea Shell | MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 |
| SHPORK | Bride and groom fighting | MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 |
| SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK | King Kong cleaning body parts out of his toes with a traffic signal | MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 |
| SHTOINK | Bath Towel Bar Pokes Eye | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK | Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe | MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 |
| SHUFFLE SHIFFLE | Man skooting on floor | MAD #272 July 1987 Page 43 |
| SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA | Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag | MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 |
| SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK | Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads | MAD #111. June 67, Page 42 |
| SILENCE | Indian Running Through Woods | MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 |
| SIT SIT SIT | Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man | MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 |
| SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE | The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| SIZAFITZ | Lit Cigarette Pokes Eyeball | Special #23, 1977, Bonus Insert Stickers |
| SIZZLE SITZ | Flare Fizzling Out | MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48 |
| SKAPASCH | Movie Camera Falling Onto Man | MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37 |
| SKAPLUNCH | Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon | MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 |
| SKAPROING | Pilot ejecting from jet | MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 |
| SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH | Magician Cut A Box In Half | MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 |
| SKLAZONCHO! | Mervyn Cutting A Man In A Box Into Two | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28 |
| SKLERCH! | Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses | MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31 |
| SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY | Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit | MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 |
| SKLiSHK | Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face | MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14 |
| SKLITCH | King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head | MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26 |
| SKLIZZORCH! | Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head | MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 |
| SKLOOSH | Hand Squeezing Water Bag | MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 |
| SKLORK | Steam Roller Hitting Eye | MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 |
| SKLORK | Eye crushed by steamroller. | MAD #140, Jan 1971, Page 31 |
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