MAD #466 — June 2006

"It's funny how whenever your parents tell you to 'think about what you did wrong,' your answer is always the same — you got caught!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • The Colbert Report's Al Jaffee feature clips
  2–4
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• The Fundalini Pages

  Random Acts of Mindless Dept.

  Friends of Fundalini Notes

  • "Friends of Fundalini" list of contributors not originally attached to the articles in this section: Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Michael Gallagher, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Brian McConnachie, Hermann Mejia, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Irving Schild, Sam Sisco, Paul Tinelli, Rick Tulka — DETAILS

  • Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People (John Caldwell)
  • Bitterman — cigarette protestors (Garth Gerhart)
  • Saddam Sez: worst boat show in 10 years
  • Ask Lynne Cheney — bullying is wrong (Art by Rick Tulka)
  • The DaVinci Cold — Written by Michael Gallagher / Art by Hermann Mejia
  • Confusing Road Signs
  • First Draft Excerpts from James Frey's "A Million Little Pieces" That Even His Publisher Thought Were Too Loopy to Print — Written by Teresa Burns Parkhurst / Photo by Irving Schild
  • Stuff About The Da Vinci Code That Christians Should Be Protesting (Art by Sam Sisco)
  • Fundalini Photo Exclusive! Undeniable Proof That President Bush Was Lying When He Said He Didn't Know Disgraced Lobbyist Jack Abramoff! — Written by Jeff Kruse sample
  6–8
• Other Hidden Messages in The Last Supper

  Waiter, My Dinner is Code Dept.

  Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Leonardo Da Vinci

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  10–11
• The MAD World of… Sports

  You Compete Me Dept.

  Written by Stan Sinberg / Art by Marc Hempel

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
  • Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
  • MAD #21 — October 2021
  12–14
• Dull or Not Dull? (TV satire)

  Howie Doody Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Hermann Mejia

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  • MAD Kids #13 — December 2008 (excerpt)
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD — 2013
  15–18
• Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy — duel pacing to cliff holes

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Peter Kuper

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • Spy Vs. Spy 2 — The Joke and Dagger Files — 2007
  • MAD Presents Spy vs Spy — January 2011
  • Spy vs. Spy — The Top Secret Files — 2011
  19–20
• MAD's All-Too-Human X-Men: The Last Stand Outtakes

  The Sound of Mutants Dept.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  22–23
• Mona E. Neuman (poster)

  Massive Art Attack Dept.

  Art by Mark Fredrickson
  24,29 sample
• 7 Periods Closer to Death

  Take Me Out to the Rall Game Dept.

  Ted Rall
  30
• America's Least Favorite Prom Themes

  Dance Dance Devolution Dept.

  Teresa Burns Parkhurst

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • This Is Your Brain On MAD — Special Collector's Edition 2015
  31–33
• Having Gay Parents — The Advantages & The Disadvantages

  Queer as Folks Dept.

  Written by Barry Liebmann / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  34–35
• Planet TAD!!!!!

  In Blog We Trust Dept.

  Written by Tim Carvell / Art by Brian Durniak

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  36–37
• MAD's Clueless Outtakes from The Da Vinci Code

  Hanks Giving Turkey Dept.
  38–39
• Go Fetch!

  License to Shill Dept. — with Ads for MAD Kids and MAD Classics
  40–42
• A MAD Look at Cats

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Extremely Moronic MAD — 2012
  • MAD Fixes Cats — Special Collector's Edition 2025
  43–46
• You Can Write the Next American Idol Single!

  Slinging a Different Tune Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Richmond
  47–51
• Overheard at Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Court Case

  Here Come Da Jugs Dept.

  Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Drew Friedman

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Classics #13 — February 2007
  52 sample
• Fold-In — This coming May, what group of mutants will you be seeing in every multiplex?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
  C3