Mad #463 March 2006
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
- Contents Page (1)
- "Many long-time smokers end up having a coffin fit!"
-- Alfred E. Neuman
- Letters (2,4,5)
- Ad for Mad Kids (3)
- Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
**various places around the magazine
- The Fundalini Pages (Doug Bratton, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Jeff Katz, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Kevin Pope) (IMPORTANT NOTE) (6-8)
- Unexpected Entries in the
Presidential Line of Succession (written by Jeff Kruse)
- The Godfrey Report
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- Titles Hollywood is Considering
for a King Kong Sequel
- iPod Thoughts
- Duck Droppings - Please... wife and
nine ten kids! (Don (Duck) Edwing)
- Spoiled Bratton - magic carpet ride vs. plane propeller (Doug Bratton)
- Tabloid Celebrity Combo Names Yet to Come
- Grammar Roundup (written by Jeff Kruse)
- Classified Ads
- Pull My Cheney! - blind student driver (Tom Cheney)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to a Day at the Zoo (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
- Key Prosecution Exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial
- Everybody Berates Chris (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art) (10-14)
- Ugly Issues Gay Cowboys are Forced to Contend With (John Caldwell) (15-17)
- Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself George W. Bush Press Conference
(written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (20-21)
- Spy vs. Spy - optometrist wastes bullets (Peter Kuper) (22-23)
- What Your Mother Is Not (poster) (written by Dennis Snee / Rich Powell art) (24,29)
- A Mad Look at the Multiplex (Sergio Aragones) (30-32)
- Monroe and... The Right To Die - Part One (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (33-36)
- Go Fetch! (Hanoch Piven art) /
Ads for Mad Kids, Madvertising and other books (37,38,40,41)
- Mad Presents iToons (written by Russ Cooper / Tom Richmond art) (42-43)
- Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art) (44-45)
- Mad's Fearless Breakdown of 500 Free Cell Phone Minutes
(written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Rick Tulka art) (46-47)
- Mad's Inescapable Trapped in the Closet Outtakes (48-49)
- Barbie Movie Tie-Ins That Never Were (idea by Don (Duck) Edwing / Scott Bricher art) (50-51)
- 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall) (52)
- Fold-In -- What long-running ill-conceived debacle seems to have no exit strategy? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
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