Mad #433 September 2003

• Cover Artist: Scott Bricher
• Cover Photos: AP & Wide World

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• Contents Page (1)
• "If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions,
  it must be a very short walk!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2,4,6)
• Ad for Color Classics #8 - September 2003 and
  Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy Head Knockers)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Faketrix Retarded (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Hermann Mejia art) (8-13)
• The Better Bully's Back-To-School To-Do List
  (John Caldwell) (14-15)
• Disposable Camera Bar Mitzvah