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Mad #377 January 1999

  • Cover Artist: Roberto Parada
  • Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365) (C2)
  • Contents Page (1)
  • "You can't hurry love - but you can move up the wedding
    to accommodate the baby's arrival!    " -- Alfred E. Neuman
  • Letters and Tomatoes Dept. (2-3)
  • Ad for Super Special January 1999 #134 -
    Mad Stocking Stuffer
  • Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT.
    **various places around the magazine
  • The Incredible Hanson Story, From Start to Finish!THE THREE LITTLE PRIGS DEPT.
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Timothy Shamey art) (4-6)
  • Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Music AppreciationTHE SCHMUCKS STOP HERE DEPT.
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (7-9)
  • 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything - Part IIITHE DISSING LINK DEPT. (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (10-11)
  • Mad's Realistic Food Guide Pyramid for College StudentsAND THE EAT GOES ON DEPT.
    (written by Dennis Snee / Timothy Shamey art) (12)
  • The Lighter Side of...BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (13-16)
  • The Mad 20 Dumbest People,
    Events and Things of 1998 (introduction page) (17)
    • 1. Monicagate - "Starr Wars" - (Star Wars movie
      poster parody) (Mark Stutzman art) (18)
    • 2. "James Cameron's Titanic Oscar Speech" (19)
      (written by Charlie Kadau / Marshall Vandruff art)
    • 3. Seinfeld's Endless Farewell (Drew Friedman art)
      (written by Mike Snider and Scott Maiko)
      - "Seinfeld by the Numbers" (20)
    • 4. The PGA Tees Off On a Gimp -
      "The Real Reasons the PGA Doesn't Want Casey Martin to Drive a Golf Cart" (John Caldwell) (21)
    • 5. The Flag Burning Amendment That Won't Die - "Your Congressmen Explain Their
      Stance on the Flag-Burning Amendment"
      (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (20-21)
    • 6. Software That Sucks -
      "A Windows 98 Ad We'd Like to See"
      (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo) (22)
    • 7. Astro-Geezers - "A MAD Look at
      John Glenn in Space" (Sergio Aragones) (23)
    • 8. Ally McBeal Mania -
      "A Court Case We'd Like to See"
      (written by Scott Maiko / Mort Drucker art) (23)
    • 9. Rodman & Malone's Pro Wrestling
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      Sideshow - "A Peek Behind the Scenes
      at WCW's Bash at the Beach" (written by Desmond Devlin / Grey Blackwell art) (24-25)
    • 10. Ginger Spice Takes a Hike - "Geri Halliwell: One Year Later" (Tom Hachtman) (25)
    • 11. The Viagra Feeding Frenzy - "Four Quickies on Viagra" (Mort Gerberg) (24-25)
    • 12. South Park - An Interview With Trey Parker and Matt Stone We'd Like to See"
      (written by Scott Maiko / Grey Blackwell art) (26)
    • 13. Norm "Crybaby" McDonald (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Mort Drucker art)
      "Norm McDonald Lost His Job" - (Old MacDonald Had a Farm song parody) (27)
    • 14. Bogus News - "Mad's All-Purpose Media Retraction" (written by Frank Jacobs) (27)
    • 15. The Sultan of So-What -
      "Mark McGwire Timeline to History" (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (28-29)
    • 16. The Tobacco Bill Goes Up In Smoke -
      "Ways Big Tobacco Hopes to Save Their Butts" (John Caldwell) (28)
    • 17. Estrogen Rock -
      "Rock Concerts Vs. Lilith Fair" (written by Anthony Barbieri / Timothy Shamey art) (29)
    • 18. Trash TV -
      "The Jerry Springer Show Intern 'To Do' List" (written by Scott Maiko / Rick Tulka art) (30)
    • 19. Marv Albert Sinks His Teeth Into a New Job -
      "Hey Hey Hey, It's Marv Albert!" (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / Sam Viviano art) (31)
    • 20. Right-Wing Gay Bashing -
      "A Newspaper Ad We'd Like to See" (written by John Prete / Irving Schild photos) (32)
  • Spy vs. SpyJOKE AND DAGGER DEPT. - mountain summit missile (Peter Kuper) (33-34)
  • Step-By-Step Guide to Making Your Own InfomercialGO WITH THE FLOBEE DEPT.
    (written by Rob Wipond / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (35-37)
  • Monroe &... The School Trip - Part IIANGSTER'S PARADISE DEPT. (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (38-39)
  • Who's Who at a Star Trek ConventionNERDS OF A FEATHER DEPT. (written by Barry Liebmann / Sergio Aragones art) (40-41)
  • The Ambivalence Chaser - A Not-So-Grand Jury TestimonyPARTY OF THE FIRST PARSE DEPT.
    (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / David P. Levin video capture) (42)
  • JabA SHOW OF MILITARY FARCE DEPT. (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
  • Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: David HasselhoffGRIEVING LAS VEGAS DEPT.
    (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
  • Fold-In -- What attraction drew fans to the ballpark in record numbers this year? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
  • Back Cover -- Season's Greetings from the NRA (Scott Bricher art)
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