Mad #376 December 1998

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Joe Devito art from #365) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has
  never been to Traffic Court!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept. (2-3)
• Ad for Super Special Dec. 1998 #133 -
  Best of the Stupid Years #1
• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT. (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad XL #30 November 2004
  Horrifyingly Mad - 2011
  Mad Spoofs Horror - Special Collector's Edition 2017
  (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (4-8)
• Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu SWILL OF FARE DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  The Mad Gross Book - 2001
  (John Caldwell) (9)
• Monroe &... The School TripANGSTER'S PARADISE DEPT. (continued next issue)
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (10-12)
• The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room ARE YOU A GOOD GIF OR A BAD GIF? DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Art - 2002 (excerpt)
  Mad XL #28 July 2004
  
  (written by Desmond Devlin / James Warhola art) (13-16)
• Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money THE SCHMUCKS STOP HERE DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Classics #25 May 2009
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art) (17-19)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"CANUCKLEHEADS DEPT.
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (20)
• Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog article was reprinted in:
  Mad Classics #4 January 2006
  Mad Picks - Special Collector's Edition 2013
  Mad Stocking Stuffer - Special Collector's Edition 2016
  (8-page color section)
  (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art) (21-28)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!" CANUCKLEHEADS DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Art - 2002 (excerpt)
  
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (29)
• What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs? ADAMS RIBBED DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Color Classics #11 - April 2005
  (John Caldwell) (30-31)
• A Mad Look at Extreme Sports SERGE-IN GENERAL DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  The Mad Summer Survival Guide - 2004
  (Sergio Aragones) (32-35)
• Really Smart Uses for Cell Phones CROCK 'O DIALS DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad XL #26 March 2004
  
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art) (36-37)
• Spy vs. Spy JOKE AND DAGGER DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Spy Vs. Spy - The Complete Casebook - Antonio Prohias - 2001
  Spy Vs. Spy - Omnibus - Antonio Prohias - 2011
  Spy vs. Spy - Fight to the Finish - 2013
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  cycle jumper chopper gate (Peter Kuper) (38-39)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!"CANUCKLEHEADS DEPT.
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (40)
• The Lighter Side of...BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (41-44)
• Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes SICK CENTS DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad XL #27 June 2004
  
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (45-47)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill GatesGRIEVING LAS VEGAS DEPT.
  (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (48)
• Fold-In -- Can you find the one turkey in this picture
  who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving? article was reprinted in:
  The Mad Fold-In Collection 1964-2010 - 2011
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's -
  "Monday Morning Pickup"
  (written by Scott Maiko / Richard Williams art)