MAD #376 — December 1998
“Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to Traffic Court!” — Alfred E. Neuman
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Ad for SubscriptionsArt by Joe Devito from MAD #365C2
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Contents Page1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
Notes
- Ad for Super Special #133 — Best of the Stupid Years #1, Ad for Alfred E. Neuman and Spy vs. Spy action figures
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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Hollow-Scream — It's 2 Slow (movie satire)It's a Wonderful Knife Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Sam Viviano
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Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant MenuSwill of Fare Dept.
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Monroe &… The School Trip (continued next issue)Angster's Paradise Dept.Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray10–12
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The Wizard of Oz in a Chat RoomAre You a Good GIF or a Bad GIF? Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by James Warhola
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Melvin & Jenkins Guide to MoneyThe Schmucks Stop Here Dept.Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Kevin Pope
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The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chap. XLI — “The Mountains of Mayhem!”Canuckleheads Dept.20
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Hallmock 1998 Holiday Catalog (8-page color section)Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Scott Bricher21–28
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The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chapter XLIII — “The Lair of Doom!”Canuckleheads Dept.
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What If Dilbert Had Different Jobs?Adams Ribbed Dept.
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A MAD Look at Extreme SportsSerge-In General Dept.
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Really Smart Uses for Cell PhonesCrock 'O Dials Dept.Written by Dennis Snee / Art by Tom Bunk
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Spy vs. Spy — cycle jumper chopper gateJoke and Dagger Dept.38–39
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The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit — Chapter LXV — “The Pit of Peril!”Canuckleheads Dept.40
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Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget GoesSick Cents Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Rick Tulka
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MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill GatesGrieving Las Vegas Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia48
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Fold-In — Can you find the one turkey in this picture who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving?
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Back Cover — If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's — “Monday Morning Pickup”Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Richard WilliamsC4