Mad #353 January 1997

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can
  only afford these things through a life of crime!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
  • Joshua Wayne - O'Fallon, MO
  • Abbigail Kerns - President, Zeus Thunderer Fan Club -
    New York, NY
  • Envelope of the Month - Adam Small - Muscatine, IA
  • Kyle Hildreth - Southwick, MA
  • Ron Barnes - Affton, MO
  • Mad Mumblings@aol.com - Junker1069, DParker934, Kaysie1111, Pepper64, ADAMEG, JesseR123
• Ad for Super Special #119 March 1997 -
  Collector's Series #14
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Marred Attack! (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (4-9)
• Realistic Police Shows We'll Soon Be Seeing (10-12)
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / George Woodbridge art)
• Spy Vs. Spy - firemen's life net is solid ground
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (13-14)
• Obituaries for Comic Strip Characters
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Steve Smallwood art) (15-17)
• More Mad Mini Movies Featuring
  The Fickle Finger of Fate (Al Jaffee) (18-19)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit - (20)
  Chapter IV - "The Falls of Death!" (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• You'll Probably Win That
  Sexual Harrassment Suit If... (21-23)
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Timothy Shamey art)
• The U.S. HealthScare HealthPhone
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Bob Clarke art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Now That the Aliens Have Landed...
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art) (31-33)
• Dennis Miller Rants About Dennis Miller
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Steve Brodner art) (34-37)
• A Mad Look at Winter Vacations (Sergio Aragones) (38-41)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter VIII - "The Flames of Death!"
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (42)
• Tortured By An Angel (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (43-47)
• The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit -
  Chapter XI - "A Head Start!" (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Inside Back Cover (C3) and Back Cover --
  Mad Attacks! Cards (Thomas Fluharty art)