Mad #331 Oct./Nov. 1994

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Cover Lyric: Frank Jacobs

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• Ad for Super Special Late Fall 1994 - Collector's Series #9
  featuring 8 all-new full-color pre-framed Mad Morphs (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "America is still a land of promise, especially
  during a political campaign." -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept. (2-3)
  (Mad announces its online presence through AOL)
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT.
  **various places around the magazine
• Mad EquationsBEHIND THE CALCULATE BALL DEPT. (written by Desmond Devlin)
  **various places around the magazine
• MavershtickMEL-ADJUSTED DEPT. (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art) (4-9)
• A Mad Guide to Hospital GamblingWAGER MEDICAL DEPT.
  (Tom Cheney) (10-11)
• The Up Side of TerrorismVIOLENCE IS GOLDEN DEPT.
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art) (12-13)
• The Stupefying Stallion SubterfugeTALES FROM THE DUCK SIDE DEPT.
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (14)
• The Bill Clinton MTV Song BookFRANK ON A ROLL DEPT. (15-19)
  (written by Frank Jacobs)
  • "I'll Do Anything For Votes" sung to the tune of
    "I'll Do Anything For Love" (Tom Bunk art)
  • "Don't Lie" sung to the tune of
    "Don't Cry" (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • "What a Plan" sung to the tune of
    "Whatta Man" (Sam Viviano art)
  • "Plunder the Fridge" sung to the tune of
    "Under the Bridge" (Gerry Gersten art)
• Not So Great Ideas: A Potpourri of Pathetic
  Prototypes That Never Made It to ProductionNOTION SICKNESS DEPT.
  (Paul Peter Porges) (20-21)
• A Monster GagTHE KONG SHOW DEPT.
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art) (22)
• Airport Maps Reveal What Cities Are Really Famous ForALL JAFFEE DEPT.
  (Al Jaffee) (23-25)
• The Enjoyable Execution ExitTALES FROM THE DUCK SIDE DEPT. (Don (Duck) Edwing) (26)
• The Lighter Side of...BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT. (Dave Berg) (27-30)
• Maurice & Jimbo - Idiots at LargeTALES FROM THE DORK SIDE DEPT. (Steve Ross) (31-33)
• Sports OdditiesJOCK GLITCH DEPT. (John Caldwell) (34-35)
• Rap TV Shows of the Very Near FutureWACK IN THE BOX DEPT.
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art) (36-38)
• The Delightful Deathbed DeceptionTALES FROM THE DUCK SIDE DEPT.
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (39)
• A Mad Look at the HomelessSERGE-IN GENERAL DEPT.
  (Sergio Aragones) (40-42)
• The FlickstonesHANNA-BARBARIC DEPT. (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (43-47)
• The Chic Glitz Home Specialization Correspondence SchoolDICK DePARTMENT
  (written by Dick DeBartolo) (48)
• Fold-In -- What does all the cheating and
  lying in congress really prove? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Anatomy of the Perfect Daytime Talk Show Guest (written by David Connor / Sally Jo Vitsky art)

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