MAD #331 — October/November 1994

"America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign." — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for Super Special Late Fall 1994 — Collector's Series #9

  featuring 8 all-new full-color pre-framed MAD Morphs
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters and Tomatoes Dept.

  Notes

  • MAD announces its online presence through AOL, Ad for Subscriptions with MAD Pin Collection Bonus
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine)
• MAD Equations

  Behind the Calculate Ball Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin
  (various places around the magazine)
• Mavershtick (movie satire)

  Mel-Adjusted Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • MAD About the Movies — 1998
  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  • MAD About the Movies — Director's Cut — 2008
  4–9
• A MAD Guide to Hospital Gambling

  Wager Medical Dept.

  Tom Cheney

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #7 — January 2001
  10–11 sample
• The Up Side of Terrorism

  Violence Is Golden Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Tom Bunk

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #1 — April 2000
  12–13
• The Stupefying Stallion Subterfuge

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  14
• The Bill Clinton MTV Song Book

  Frank on a Roll Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by

  • "I'll Do Anything For Votes" — sung to the tune of "I'll Do Anything For Love" — Tom Bunk
  • "Don't Lie" — sung to the tune of "Don't Cry" — Paul Coker, Jr.
  • "What a Plan" — sung to the tune of "Whatta Man" — Sam Viviano
  • "Plunder the Fridge" — sung to the tune of "Under the Bridge" — Gerry Gersten

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #6 — November 2000
  • MAD Dumps on Trump and other unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  15–19
• Not So Great Ideas:
  A Potpourri of Pathetic Prototypes That Never Made It to Production

  Notion Sickness Dept.

  Paul Peter Porges

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #3 — June 2000
  20–21
• A Monster Gag

  The Kong Show Dept.

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Jack Davis

  Reprinted in 6 collections

  • MAD Special #129 — July 1998
  • MAD Classics #4 — January 2006
  • MAD #16 — December 2020
  • MAD #20 — August 2021
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 1 — Apr/May 2025
  • MAD Hodgepodge of Humor — Vol. 5 — September 2026
  22 sample
• Airport Maps Reveal What Cities Are Really Famous For

  All Jaffee Dept.

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • Totally MAD — 2012
  • Inside MAD — 2013
  23–25
• The Enjoyable Execution Exit

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #138 — July 1999
  26
• The Lighter Side of...

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  27–30
• Maurice & Jimbo — Idiots at Large

  Tales from the Dork Side Dept.

  Steve Ross

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #1 — January 2000
  31–33
• Sports Oddities

  Jock Glitch Dept.

  John Caldwell

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  34–35
• Rap TV Shows of the Very Near Future

  Wack in the Box Dept.

  Written by Desmond Devlin / Art by Rick Tulka

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  36–38
• The Delightful Deathbed Deception

  Tales from the Duck Side Dept.

  Don (Duck) Edwing

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #13 — January 2002
  39
• A MAD Look at the Homeless

  Serge-In General Dept.

  Sergio Aragones

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD XL #5 — August 2000
  40–42 sample
• The Flickstones (movie satire)

  Hanna-Barbaric Dept.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by Angelo Torres

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #3 — April 2001
  43–47
• The Chic Glitz Home Specialization Correspondence School

  Dick DePT.

  Written by Dick DeBartolo

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #137 — May 1999
  48
• Fold-In — What does all the cheating and lying in congress really prove?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — Anatomy of the Perfect Daytime Talk Show Guest

  Written by David Connor / Art by Sally Jo Vitsky

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Color Classics #2 — September 2000
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