Mad #247 June 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Fall 1984 - TV Chide (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The successful politician knows how to remain in the
  public eye without irritating it!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters Dept. (Sergio Aragones on Real People show) (2-3)
• Ad for Dave Berg Looks at the Neighborhood Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (cymbal head smash - Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Drawn-Out Dramas by Sergio AragonesMARGINAL THINKING DEPT.
  **various places around the magazine
• The Right Stiff BLAST-OFFUL DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #71 Summer 1990
  Mad Capades - 1992 (Paperback #89)
  Mad About the Movies - 1998
  (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• One Morning on the West Coast DON MARTIN DEPT. PART I
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad XL #27 June 2004
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die - 2009
  
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art) (11)
• Hospital Bulletin Board OFF THE WALL DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #75 Summer 1991
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - The Gushing Fourth Edition - 2004
  
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Irving Schild photo) (12-13)
• The Lighter Side of... BERG'S-EYE VIEW DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  The Mad Student Survival Guide - 2002 (excerpt)
  (Dave Berg) (14-18)
• M.O.B. (Mafia Outlet Bureau) Shop-By-Mail Catalogue OFFERS YOU CAN'T REFUSE DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #74 Spring 1991
  Mad About The Mob - 2002
  
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (19-21)
• Mad's List of Runners-Up for
  "The Three Biggest Lies in America" TURNING BACK THE CROCK DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #72 Fall 1990
  
  (written by John Ficarra / Harry North, Esq. art) (22-23)
• Additions to the Dictionary NEUMANCLATURE DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #71 Summer 1990
  Mad About the Eighties - 1999
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (24)
• Academy Awards for Teachers CLASS ACT DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #71 Summer 1990
  The Porpoise-ful Mad - 1991 (Paperback #88)
  Mad #33 October 2023
  Mad Treasure Trove of Trash - Vol. 6 - Jul/Aug 2023
  (25-28)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• One Afternoon in a Large City DON MARTIN DEPT. PART II
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #140 September 1999
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  (Don Martin) (29)
• Time Flies...Time Drags...(and vice versa) THE EERIE OF RELATIVITY DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #71 Summer 1990
  Swing Along With Mad - 1991 (Paperback #87)
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - Turd in a Series - 2003
  The Mad Bathroom Companion - The Mother Load - 2004
  
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (30-31)
• Spy vs. Spy JOKE AND DAGGER DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #71 Summer 1990
  The Porpoise-ful Mad - 1991 (Paperback #88)
  Spy Vs. Spy - The Complete Casebook - Antonio Prohias - 2001
  Spy vs Spy - Mega Mini Kit - 2010
  Spy Vs. Spy - Omnibus - Antonio Prohias - 2011
  - flag saws (Antonio Prohias) (32)
• The Mad Owner's Manual for a New American Car LEMON AID DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #70 Spring 1990
  
  (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art) (33-37)
• It's a Mad, Mad World! THAT'S CHAUV BIZ! DEPT.
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #69 Winter 1989
  Mad Capades - 1992 (Paperback #89)
  Mad Special #140 September 1999
  
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (38-41)
• After MushMISS MASH DEPT. (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (42-47)
• One Dark Night on the East Coast DON MARTIN DEPT. PART III
  
  article was reprinted in:
  Mad XL #27 June 2004
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  1001 Mad Pages You Must Read Before You Die - 2009
  
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art) (48)
• Fold-In -- What is the one issue that leaves
  President Reagan absolutely cold? article was reprinted in:
  Mad Special #69 Winter 1989
  The Mad Fold-In Collection 1964-2010 - 2011
  Mad Dumps on Trump and other
     Unlikeable Leaders! - Special Collector's Edition 2018
  (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Another Fairy Tales Scenes We'd Like to See
  The Frog Prince article was reprinted in:
  Mad Kids #7 May 2007
  Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin - 2007
  Epic Mad - 2012
  Totally Mad - 2012
  The Golden Treasury of Trash - Special Collector's Edition 2013
  Mad's Greatest Artists - Don Martin - 2014
  Insanely Awesome Mad - Deluxe Edition - 2014
  Totally Inside Mad - 2016
  (Don Martin art)