MAD #95 — June 1965

"Occasionally a bachelor will find a girl who has everything: looks, charm, grace, wit, personality, common sense, and a husband with three children!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Ad for The MAD Sampler paperback
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • POIUYT comments from #93, Ads for Subscriptions - "Are you bugged by the little monsters who make you miss that last newsstand copy by a hair?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portraits
  2–3
• Drawn-Out Dramas

  Marginal Thinking Dept.

  Sergio Aragones
  (various places around the magazine) summary
• A TV Scene We'd Like to See — Mr. Novak

  Television Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen
  4
• MAD Visits a Typical Teenage Beach Movie

  It Surfs You Right Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • MAD Special #3 Summer 1971
  5–9
• MAD's Modern Believe It or Nuts!

  Getting Even With the Odd Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Follies #5 - 1967 Annual
  • The MAD Morality - 1970 (excerpt)
  10–11 sample
• If Kids Used Movie Clichés in Everyday Life

  Off the Beaten Sound-Track Dept.

  Written by Harry Purvis / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD - 1969
  • The Dirty Old MAD - 1971 (Paperback #30)
  • MAD XL #18 November 2002
  12–14 sample
• HairGoo — The Magazine Devoted to Beautiful Hair Styles

  Hair-'em, Scare-'em Dept.

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Follies #5 - 1967 Annual
  15–20
• MAD Magazine Introduces 43-Man Squamish

  There's a Soccer Born Every Minute Dept.

  Written by Tom Koch / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 14 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • The Dirty Old MAD - 1971 (Paperback #30)
  • The MAD World of William M. Gaines - 1972 (excerpt)
  • MAD Special #38 Spring 1982
  • MAD Special #70 Spring 1990
  • Completely MAD - 1991 (excerpt)
  • MAD About the Sixties - 1995
  • MAD Special #126 January 1998
  • MAD Art - 2002 (excerpt)
  • MAD For Decades - 2007
  • Totally MAD - 2012
  • The Best of the Worst! - Special Collector's Edition 2012
  • Totally Inside MAD - 2016
  • MAD #21 October 2021
  21–23 sample
• The Sights and Sounds of the U.S.A. — Small Town, U.S.A.

  Talk of the Towns Dept.

  Written by Frank Jacobs and Larry Siegel / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Special #3 Summer 1971
  24–25
• Spy vs. Spy — maiden voyage bombing / snake rope bridge

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part I

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises - 1978
  • MAD Special #108 November 1995
  • Spy Vs. Spy - The Complete Casebook - Antonio Prohias - 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy - Omnibus - Antonio Prohias - 2011
  26
• The Modern Highwayman

  Iambic Speedometer Dept.

  (with apologies to Alfred Noyes)

  Written by James T. Shannon / Art by Don Martin

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • The Dirty Old MAD - 1971 (Paperback #30)
  • MAD's Greatest Artists - The Completely MAD Don Martin - 2007
  27–30
• The MAD Gun Owners and Other Small Bores Primer

  Nuts with Bolts Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD - 1969
  • The Dirty Old MAD - 1971 (Paperback #30)
  • The MAD Morality - 1970 (excerpt)
  • MAD Special #38 Spring 1982
  31–33 sample
• Typewri-Toons

  Kiddin' on the Keys Dept.

  Written by Dean Norman and Bette Norman / Art by Royal Portable

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • MAD Special #110 January 1996
  34–35
• The Lighter Side of Spring

  Berg's-Eye View Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • MAD Special #3 Summer 1971
  • Dave Berg's MAD Trash - 1977 Big Book
  • MAD Color Classics #11 - April 2005
  36–39
• A Celebrity's Wallet — Hugh Hefner

  Billfold-Out Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • The Worst From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  40–41
• Spy vs. Spy — brick wall to head / upside-down landing strip

  Joke and Dagger Dept. Part II

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 7 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #10 - 1967 Annual
  • The Dirty Old MAD - 1971 (Paperback #30)
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises - 1978
  • MAD Special #59 Summer 1987
  • MAD Special #108 November 1995
  • Spy Vs. Spy - The Complete Casebook - Antonio Prohias - 2001
  • Spy Vs. Spy - Omnibus - Antonio Prohias - 2011
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• Passion Place (TV satire)

  One Horsing-Around Town Dept.

  Written by Stan Hart / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • MAD Follies #5 - 1967 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD - 1969
  • The MAD Morality - 1970 (excerpt)
  • The MAD World of William M. Gaines - 1972 (excerpt)
  43–47
• MAD's Modern Believe It or Nuts!

  Getting Even With the Odd Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Follies #5 - 1967 Annual
  48
• Fold-In — The fold-in picture that not even Playboy would dare print?

  Al Jaffee

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • MAD Special #44 Fall 1983
  • The MAD Fold-In Collection 1964–2010 — 2011
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• Back Cover — A Scene We'd Like to See — The Little Wooden Puppet

  Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #12 - 1969 Annual
  • MAD About the Sixties - 1995
  • Disturbingly Awful MAD - 2013
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