MAD #91 — December 1964
"A tree is something that stands in one place for fifty years, and then all of a sudden jumps out in front of a woman driver." — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Ad for The Self-Made Mad PaperbackC2
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Contents Page1
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Letters Dept.
Notes
- Subscription ad — Why Kill Yourself? — church bell clapper (Paul Coker, Jr. art); "Alfred E. Neuman for President" Campaign Kit ad; Christmas Grab Bag paperback ad; Ad for 2nd Annual Mad Follies; Alfred E. Neuman portrait and bust ad
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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Some MAD Devices for Safer SmokingInhale-Safe Dept.
Reprinted in 8 collections
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Movie Heroes Are FinksViva Villian Dept.Written by Harry Purvis / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 4 collections
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A MAD Look at the Summer Olympics5-Ring Circus Dept.10–13
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A Celebrity's Wallet — Ringo StarrDrum-Shtick Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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A MAD Guide to Little-Known Jobs in TelevisionExtra-Ordinary Opportunities Dept.Written by Dick DeBartolo / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 2 collections
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A Fairy TaleDon Martin Dept. Part I19 sample
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New Movie Monsters from the Business WorldI Got My Blob Through the N.Y. Times Dept.Written by E. Nelson Bridwell / Art by Joe Orlando
Reprinted in 4 collections
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Spy Vs. Spy — shaving cream tube snake / fall through hollow rocketJoke and Dagger Dept. Part I23
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The Sights and Sounds of the U.S.A. — Washington, D.C.Talk of the Town Dept.
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The Nearsighted Voodoo PriestDon Martin Dept. Part II
Reprinted in 8 collections
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- The Portable MAD — 1970 (Paperback #28)
- The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
- MAD Special #50 — Spring 1985
- MAD Special #121 — June 1997
- MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
- Horrifyingly MAD — 2011
- MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
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When Today's Celebrities Become Tomorrow's Historical HeroesHysterical Fiction Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Rickard27–32
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How Bad Childhood Habits Can Help in a Congressional CareerCapitol Punishment Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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Why Not Warnings on All Packages!Name Your Poison Dept.Written by Stan Hart / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The Lighter Side of Going to the MoviesBerg's-Eye View Dept.38–41
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Twisted MAD Tales for Twisted MAD ReadersStifling a Yarn Dept.Written by Jim Mildon / Art by George Woodbridge
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy — construction crane spy-setter / train tunnelJoke and Dagger Dept. Part II44
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Mr. NudnikHome Sweet Homeroom Dept.Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 1 collection
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Fold-In — What's really behind South American unrest?
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Back Cover — Self-PortraitC4