MAD #83 — December 1963
"If we're going to insure better education for our children, we better start pulling some wires — mainly the ones on the TV, Radio and HiFi!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents Page1
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Letters Dept.
Notes
- Ads for Subscriptions — "Why fiddle around?" (sculpture by Giuseppe Baggi), Alfred E. Neuman portrait, The Sixth Annual Edition of More Trash From MAD featuring TV Guise
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(various places around the magazine) summary
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The Army On MarsSpacial Delivery Dept.Written by Tom Koch / Art by Bob Clarke
Reprinted in 1 collection
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The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing ContestDon Martin Dept. Part I
Reprinted in 2 collections
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A MAD Guide to Art FilmsA Kick in the Cannes Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by George Woodbridge13–18
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Spy vs. Spy — barber's guillotine / hanging rope pulls anvilJoke and Dagger Dept. Part I
Reprinted in 6 collections
- MAD Follies #3 — 1965 Annual
- MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
- Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
- Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
- MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
- MAD Presents Spy vs. Spy: The Big Blast — Special Collector's Edition 2016
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Government Greeting CardsAdd Verse and Consent Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Rickard
Reprinted in 2 collections
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MAD's Chinese Restaurant Owner of the YearChow Mainly Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Joe Orlando
Reprinted in 1 collection
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ShipwreckedDon Martin Dept. Part II
Reprinted in 13 collections
- MAD Follies #3 — 1965 Annual
- The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
- Good'n' MAD — 1969 (Paperback #26)
- The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
- MAD Special #126 — January 1998
- MAD XL #12 — November 2001
- MAD Kids #3 — May 2006
- MAD's Greatest Artists: The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
- MAD Classics #17 — September 2007
- 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
- Insanely Awesome MAD — 2011
- MAD's Greatest Artists: Don Martin — 2014
- Insanely Awesome MAD — Deluxe Edition — 2014
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A MAD Look at FootballPokin' the Pigskin Dept.28–30
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Spy vs. Spy — giant blade halves airplane / reverse cannonJoke and Dagger Dept. Part II
Reprinted in 7 collections
- The Worst From MAD #8 — 1965 Annual
- MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
- MAD Special #124 — October 1997
- Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
- Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
- MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
- MAD Presents Spy vs. Spy: The Big Blast — Special Collector's Edition 2016
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The Lighter Side of Car OwnersBerg's-Eye View Dept.
Reprinted in 3 collections
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The Labor Union ManualLabor Pains Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Wally Wood
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Spy vs. Spy vs. Spy — peace surgically sewn up / mouse tied to lion tailJoke and Dagger Dept. Part III
Reprinted in 9 collections
- MAD Follies #3 — 1965 Annual
- MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
- MAD Special #44 — Fall 1983
- Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
- Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
- MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
- MAD #31 — June 2023
- MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 5 — Apr/May 2023
- MAD Fixes Cats — Special Collector's Edition 2025
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Rule Number OneThe Shriek of Araby Dept.Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Art by Joe Orlando
Reprinted in 2 collections
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Hood! (The "Sick" Western Movie)Meanwhile, Back at the Raunchy Dept.Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker
Reprinted in 2 collections
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The Fire at the Art MuseumDon Martin Dept. Part III48
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Ad for Greasy MAD Stuff paperbackC3
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C4 info