MAD #67 — December 1961

"Petting is one game where the players prefer to stay on the bench!" — Alfred E. Neuman

Contents

• Bayar Aspirin Needs Fast Relief

  Written by Al Jaffee / Photo by Lester Krauss

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #5 — 1962 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
  • MAD's Vastly Overrated Al Jaffee — 1976 Big Book
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • Once Upon A Time In Hollywood — Blu-Ray Collector's Edition — Mini MAD — 2019
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• Contents Page
  1
• Letters Dept.

  Notes

  • Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust, Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Fighting MAD, A Golden Trashery of MAD, and Subscriptions ("MAD sends me! Be way out!" — Lester Krauss photo of hip Lenny Brenner with clarinet)
  2–3
• MAD's Capsule Movie Reviews

  Marginal Thinking Dept.
  (various places around the magazine)
• MAD's Suggestions For Use of the New Army Rocket Belt

  Forward, Arch! Dept.

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Bob Clarke
  4–7
• The Pogo-Stick Incident

  Don Martin Dept. Part I

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  8–9 sample
• MAD's Do-It-Yourself Magazine Covers

  Beat 'em to That Pulp Dept.

  Written by Sy Reit / Art by George Woodbridge

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  10–12
• Open Office Week

  Using the Same Principal Dept.

  Written by Gary Belkin / Art by Wally Wood
  13–16
• Advertising Space on Road Signs

  Commercial Vehicles Only Dept.

  Written by Earle Doud / Art by Bob Clarke

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • The Worst From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  • MAD Special #40 — Fall 1982
  17–19
• Celebrities' Wallets — Tuesday Weld

  8-Ball in the Side Pocketbook Dept.

  Written by Arnie Kogen / Art by George Woodbridge
  20–21
• Spy vs. Spy — deflated logo / painted therapy session

  Joke and Dagger Dept.

  Antonio Prohias

  Reprinted in 9 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #7 — 1964 Annual
  • MAD Special #2 — Spring 1971
  • MAD's Big Book of Spy vs. Spy Capers and Other Surprises — 1978
  • Completely MAD — 1991
  • MAD XL #2 — March 2000
  • Spy Vs. Spy — The Complete Casebook — Antonio Prohias — 2001
  • 1001 MAD Pages You Must Read Before You Die — 2009
  • Spy Vs. Spy — Omnibus — Antonio Prohias — 2011
  • MAD Presents Spy Vs. Spy — An Explosive Celebration — 2015
  22
• Reader's Digress (magazine parody)

  Condensed Milking Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Joe Orlando

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
  23–27 sample
• MAD's Physical Fitness Program

  Rally 'Round the Flab, Boys! Dept.

  Written by Dean Norman / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 3 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  • MAD Special #45 — Winter 1983
  28–29
• Editorial Additions to Airline Ads

  "Ad" Libs Dept.

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • MADvertising — 2005
  30 sample
• If Countries Traded People Like Baseball Teams Do

  Barter-Up Dept.

  Written by Gary Belkin / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • MAD Dumps on Trump and other Unlikeable Leaders! — Special Collector's Edition 2018
  31–33
• A MAD Look at Picnics

  Ants in Your Plans Dept.

  Dave Berg

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  34–37
• When TV Commercials Take Over Completely

  And Now a Word from Our Entertainer Dept.

  Written by Sy Reit / Art by Jack Rickard

  Reprinted in 1 collection

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  38–41
• Editorial Additions to Airline Ads

  "Ad" Libs Dept.

  Reprinted in 2 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • MADvertising — 2005
  42 sample
• A Day With J-F-K (Gilbert and Sullivan-like operetta)

  Big-Time Operetta Dept.

  Written by Larry Siegel / Art by Mort Drucker

  Reprinted in 4 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • The Ridiculously Expensive MAD — 1969
  • Completely MAD — 1991 (excerpt)
  • MAD About the Sixties — 1995
  43–47
• The Prison Mess Hall Riot

  Don Martin Dept. Part II

  Don Martin

  Reprinted in 5 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #7 — 1964 Annual
  • Raving MAD — 1966 (Paperback #20)
  • The Completely MAD Don Martin — 1974 Big Book
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — The Completely MAD Don Martin — 2007
  • MAD's Greatest Artists — Don Martin — 2014
  48 sample
• Picture of the Issue — Nikita Khrushchev
  C3 sample
• Back Cover — Fool-Aid

  Written by Al Jaffee / Art by Kelly Freas

  Reprinted in 8 collections

  • More Trash From MAD #6 — 1963 Annual
  • MAD About the Sixties — 1995
  • MADvertising — 2005
  • Once Upon A Time In Hollywood — Blu-Ray Collector's Edition — Mini MAD — 2019
  • MAD #28 — December 2022
  • 70th Anniversary Issue — Vol. 3 — December 2022 — B&N Edition
  • MAD #35 — February 2024
  • MAD Treasure Trove of Trash — Vol. 7 — December 2023
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