Mad #33 June 1957

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Ad for MAD Jewelry featuring "What...Me Worry?" Kid
  Photo by Carl Klein / Touched-Up by Romeo Serry (C2)
  • Lapel/Scatter Pin - $2
  • Tie Pin - $2
  • Cuff Links - $3
  • Key Chain - $2                      (Jack Davis art)
  • Charm Bracelet - $2
• Contents Page (1)
• Jobs We'd Like to Have
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• Baseball's Hall of Shame
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Joe Orlando art) (2-3)
• Letters (mailbox 1 of 6 drawn by Nick Meglin) / Mad Subscription Ad - MAD Contains Concentrated Humor - An Effective Stomach Acid Neutralizer! (Wally Wood art) (4-5)
• The English Titles Don't Quite Match the Action
  in Foreign Movies (Wally Wood art) (6-9)
• The Russian Titles Don't Quite Match the Action
  in American Movies (Wally Wood art) (10)
• AsP (ad parody) - Super-Markets Force-Out-the-Small-Retail-Grocer Gala Sale (written by Paul Laikin) (11)
• Future TV Ad (Don Martin) (12-13)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art) (14-15)
• The Chicago, Lasagna & South Gasp Railroad Timetable
  (written by Frank Jacobs) (16)
• Why I Left the Army and Became a Civilian
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (17-19)
• The Unfortunate Part of Feeding Pigeons Homemade Popcorn (Don Martin) (20-22)
• Vending Machines of the Future
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art) (23-25)
• Henry Morgan's The Truth About Cowboys
  (Wally Wood art) (26-29)
• Dead Letters (30-32)
• Mad Tickets
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (33)
• The Old Philosopher sobs The Disc Jockey's Lament
  (written by Eddie Lawrence / Mort Drucker art) (34-35)
• The Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures
  (written by Donald Knuth / Wally Wood art) (36-37)
• Hollywood is Ruining Marlin Brando
  (Bob Clarke art) (38-41)
• Ernie Kovacs' Strangely Believe It! (Wally Wood art) (42-43)
• High-School Dance (Bob Clarke art) (44-47)
• Scenes We'd Like to See -
  The Overhanging Bough (Joe Orlando) (48)
• Ad for Utterly Mad and
  other paperbacks (Will Elder art) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Reader's Disgust (Joe Orlando)