Mad #520 April 2013

• Cover Artist: Chris Houghton

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• Ad for Mad App for the iPad
• Contents Page
• Letters
  • Eva Boyd - Detroit, MI
  • Ava Gallagher - Kingston, NY
  • Peter Kuper illustrated covers for German magazines
  • Pat Brown - Clovis, CA
  • Aidan MacSweeney - Assonet, MA
  • Caleb Heideman - Sparta, MO
  • Sam Caplan - Ambler, PA
  • Pictures of Halloween costume wearers: Fin and Fred Karkowski, Alex Hartley, Ewan and Kieran and Ashley LaFond
  • David Holderman - San Jose, CA
  • Dan DeLaTorre - Lakewood, CO
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages
  • Cataclysmic Scenarios and Prophecies to Ignore in 2013
    (written by Jeff Kruse / Charles Akins art)
  • Gallup Poll Results on Creation/Evolution
    (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • The Yungbluth & The Restless (Jason Yungbluth)
  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Taylor Swift
    (Rick Tulka art)
  • The Final "Bazooka Joe" Comic
    (written by Desmond Devlin)
  • Rejected Fortune Cookies
  • What to Expect from Saudi Arabia's New All-Female City
    (written by Matt Lassen / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • Graphic Novel Review - Diary of a Walking Dead Kid
    (written by Desmond Devlin / Ty Templeton art)
  • NFL Player or Game of Thrones Character?
    (written by Matt Lassen / Evan Dorkin & Sarah Dyer art)
  • The Cover We Didn't Use
  • Vey to Go! (P. C. Vey)
  • An Honest Item Return Label (written by Jeff Kruse)
  • Easy Ways to Lose Weight
    (written by Dick DeBartolo / Kevin Pope art)
  • Haggerty Will Get You Nowhere (Tim Haggerty)
  • More Rejected Fortune Cookies
  • Least Utilized Police Codes
    (written by Matt Lassen / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
  • The Stupid Seven -
    Why Americans Are Still Hesitant to Embrace Soccer
    (written by Matt Lassen / Phil McAndrew art)
• The 50 Worst Things About Cartoons
  (written by Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko) /
  (Peter Bagge, Anton Emdin, Adam Koford, Hermann Mejia art)
• Honey Boo Boo's Family Circus
  (written by Frank Santopadre / Tom Richmond art)

• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Mad's Tom Bunk Visits a High School Lunchroom
• Ad for various Mad books
• You've Hired the Wrong Life Coach If... (John Caldwell)
• A Mad Look At Washington (Sergio Aragones / Tom Luth color)
• Phrases That Left the English Language in 2012 (written by Matt Lassen / Ward Sutton art)
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself Adventure Time Episode
• The Strip Club
  • Rods & Cones (Brian Gordon)
  • Sticker Shock (Matt Lassen and David DeGrand)
  • What If Dog Was One Of Us? (Kenny Keil)
  • Anywhere But the Face (Matt Lassen and Tom Hart)
  • Brown Bear (Noah Van Sciver)
  • hanging by a thread (Nate Fakes)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
  • WTF, Jeff? (Kit Lively and Scott Nickel)
  • Mister Morals (Lance Hansen)
• Gangreens (ad parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / Scott Bricher art)
• Ad For Subscriptions with #154 bonus print
• The Mad Vault Article From #321 --
  Spin Doctors for the Rest of Us (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Frequently Overlooked Benefits of Being a Zombie (Tom Cheney / color by Carl Peterson)
• The Best of The Idiotical (stuff from Mad's blog)
• Fold-In -- For many Americans, what is the most important form they will ever fill out? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- God Bless Our Assault Weapons - A Mad Sampler (Deborah Mills Woodbridge needlepoint)