Mad #504 August 2010

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
• Cover Writer: Scott Nickel

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• Contents Page
• Letters - Official announcements about increasing frequency of publication from four to six issues per year and about Cartoon Network's plan to air a new Mad animated TV show Fall 2010
• Ad for Spymuseumstore.org - for Spy vs. Spy stuff
• Pictures of stars from Lost with Mads
• Pictures of graffiti artist BG183 murals
• Sergio Aragones Drawn Out Dramas
  **various obscure places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages
  • What if a Member of the New York Yankees
    Was a Serial Killer? (Dave Croatto art)

• Vey to Go (P. C. Vey)
• The 5 Worst Things About 3D Movies (written by Jacob Lambert / Evan Dorkin & Sarah Dyer art)
• New Problems Popping Up In Toyotas (Tom Bunk art)
• The Least Popular Summer Camps
• Spotlight on American Universities (written by Jeff Kruse / Charles Akins art)
• New Features on the Iron Man 2 Suit (written by Darren Johnson)
• Calvin and Jobs (written by Jacob Lambert / Gary Hallgren art)
• The Ryan's Den (Ryan Pagelow)
• Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - TMZ's Harvey Levin (Sam Viviano art)
• Coming Next Season to Animal Planet (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Latest Classified Ads (written by Scott Maiko)
• The NFL's Ref Report - The Karate Kid (written by Kiernan P. Schmitt)
• Signs You're Too Fat to Travel on a Commercial Airline (Bob Staake art)
• Ad for Subscriptions (500th message from Mad's Jeffrey Lozenge)
• Ad for Subscriptions with bonus #96 print offer
• Mad Rates the iPad for Various Demographics (John Caldwell)
• Toyota Story (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
• Bieber Versus...
• A Mad Look At The Twilight Saga (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• The Mad World of... Lying and Cheating (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art)
• The A-Hole Team (movie poster parody)
• Mr. T Tweets While Watching The A-Team
• 9 Unmistakable Signs That You're Not Quite Over Your Ex (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Reich Guard (ad parody)
• The Strip Club
  • Jungle Jeff (Dan Thompson)
  • Rex in the City (Dustin Glick)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
  • Projectile Vomit Baby (Scott Nickel)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
• The KFC Triple By-Pass! (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Irving Schild photo)
• More Sarah Palin Speaking Contract Demands (written by David Shayne / Drew Friedman art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• 12 Reasons We Hate Cell Phones (written by Barry Liebmann / Peter Bagge art)
• Ad for various Mad Books
• scamazon.com (website parody) (written by Scott Maiko / various photos)
• Pestco (ad parody) (written by Jeff Kruse / various photos)
• Archie Marries Jughead (written by Charlie Kadau / R. Sikoryak art)
• The Mad Vault - 1992 (reprinted excerpts from Jack Davis, Tom Hachtman, Richard Williams, Mort Drucker, Stan Hart, Frank Jacobs, Desmond Devlin, Rick Tulka, Don (Duck) Edwing, John Caldwell, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild, Henry Clark, George Woodbridge, John Prete, Harry North, Esq., Sergio Aragones, Angelo Torres, Michael Goodwin)
• One Afternoon in the Confessional (Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What situation has many Americans sickened and disgusted? (Al Jaffee)