Mad #490 June 2008

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters (photos of Jonathan Bresman promoting Mad About Star Wars at the Ocean County Library in Toms River, NJ)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo,
  Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Garth Gerhart, Darren Johnson,
  Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Randy McIlwaine, Bob Staake,
  Ward Sutton, Rick Tulka)
  • Lines Cut from the Candidates' Convention Speeches
  • Randy's Dandy Toon Time
  • Teen Car Laws That Should Be Enacted
  • Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?

• The Swift 6 - Innovative Ways Mad Magazine is Going Green
• Wartime Birds Closely Related to the Chickenhawk
• Diet Tips from Fat Steve
• Solution to Last Month's "Mini-Mystery"
• Most Despised Disney Dalmations
• Least E-Mailed Articles
• Sports Injuries from Around the World
• Bitterman
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
  Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
• 30 Crock (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• SuperDelegate (written by Joe Raiola / R. Sikoryak art)
• The Top-Secret "Indiana Jones Memo" from George Lucas to Steven Spielberg
  (written by David Shayne / Jack Syracuse art)
• A Mad Look At Science Fairs (Sergio Aragones)
• Embryonic Jones and the Temple of Womb (poster) (written by Desmond Devlin / Richard Williams art)
• Ad for Subscriptions (3rd message from Mad's Jeffrey Lozenge)
• Monroe and... Evolution (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art / color by Ryan Flanders)
• Ad for Mad Classics Subscription with bonus #166 offer
• Mad's Rusty Ironman Outtakes
• A-Hole Foods Market (ad parody) (written by Kiernan P. Schmitt)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• 10 Things Indiana Jones Hates More Than Snakes (John Caldwell)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Deathster (TV satire) (written by Charlie Kadau / Hermann Mejia art)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #228)
• Fold-In -- What frightening ancient relic will be the focus of much attention and fanfare this summer?
  (Al Jaffee)