Mad #371 July 1998

• Cover Artist: Sam Viviano
• Cover Writer: Desmond Devlin

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• Ad for Subscriptions (1st message from Mad's Daniel Brown)
• Contents Page
• Letters (fans remember Antonio Prohias (1921-1998))
• Ad for Super Special July 1998 - Super Sized Mad
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• South Park Toys and Products Coming to a Toy Shelf Near You! (written by Desmond Devlin / Scott Bricher art)
• Melvin and Jenkins' Guide to Saving the Planet
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kevin Pope art)
• Phrases You Never Want to Hear in News Reports
  About Yourself (written by Dennis Snee / Rick Tulka art)
• 200 Laps in the Life of a NASCAR Fan
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / R.J. Matson art)
• Signs You've Hired the Wrong Lawyer (John Caldwell)
• If Bill Clinton Had Been President Through History
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Marshall Vandruff photo work)

• When Non-Sports Shows Use the "Fox Box" Concept
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Drew Friedman art)
• Merely 99¢ Store Circular (written by Scott Maiko / Bob Clarke art)
• The Daredevil's Advocate (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Monroe &... the Summer Camp Job (continued next issue) (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• The Boose Wavy Radio (ad parody) (written by John Prete)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)
• Cyber-Snaps - Yo' Mamma Jokes for Computer Nerds
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Grey Blackwell art)
• Titanic Sequels We'll Soon See (written by Larry Sutter / Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Look at Road Rage (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Chris Rock (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• Fold-In -- What area of the country leads the nation in death sentences? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Tommy Hifigure (ad parody) (written by Dick DeBartolo)