Mad #479 July 2007

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Subscriptions (9th message from Mad's Jeffrey Lozenge)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Bob Saget and the cast of
  Best Damn Sports Show Period plug #475)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Matthew A. Cohen,
  Russ Cooper, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Noel Rappin, Kiernan P. Schmitt,
  Sam Sisco, Ty Templeton, Rick Tulka)
  • Tip-Offs You're on a Cruise Ship Headed for Disaster
  • Bitterman
  • Classified Ads

• Possible Ways J.K. Rowling Will Kill Off Characters in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
• "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" - A Fundalini Quiz
• Castro Comments:
• The Fast 5 - How is Don Imus Spending His Forced Retirement?
• The NFL's Ref Report - Spider-Man 3
• Graphic Novel Review - Batman: When World's Contrive
• Things Overheard at the Premier of Pirates of the Caribbean 3
  (written by Jacob Lambert / Hermann Mejia art)
• Startling Similarities Between Modern Celebrities & Ancient Artifacts! (written by Chari Pere)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• Mad's Touchy-Feely Wrestlemania Outtakes
• A Mad Look At Global Warming (Sergio Aragones)
• iMus (ad parody) (Scott Bricher art)
• Mad's Minute-By-Minute Breakdown of a School Field Trip (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Rejected Star Wars Stamps (written by Jeff Kruse / Mark Stutzman art)
• Mad Presents More Facts That Sound For A Second Like They Might Be True... But Aren't
  (written by Justin Heimberg / Kevin Pope art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ad for Mad Classics Subscription with bonus #166 offer
• Monroe and... Harry Potter (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art)
• Mad's ARRR!-Rated Outtakes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
• Ad for The Mad War on Bush book
• The Strip Club
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones (Keith Knight)
  • Me, Myself and My Puppet - and a Bully (John Kovaleski)
  • Rex in the City (Dustin Glick)
  • The Hero Santon! (Don Asmussen)
  • The Long and Short of It (Dan Long)
  • Mulligan's Island (Feggo)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Final Installment of the Gross and Beyond Gross Trilogy (John Caldwell)
• FOX News Comedy Shows That Never Got Off the Ground
  (written by Frank Santopadre / Drew Friedman art)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #96)
• Fold-In -- What Asian menace is causing anxiety and sleepless nights for many Americans? (Al Jaffee)