Mad #474 February 2007

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Subscriptions (1st message from Mad's Jeffrey Lozenge)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Sharon Osbourne with #420)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Ad for Mad Classics 2006 Yearbook - February 2007
• The Fundalini Pages (Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin,
  Todd Eisner, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Glen LeLievre,
  Adam Rust, Benjamin Schultz, Sam Sisco, Rick Tulka,
  P. C. Vey)
  • Worst Skee-Ball Ticket Prizes Ever
  • Fundalini Celebrity Portrait Series #1 -
    "The KKKramer"
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Vey To Go!
  • Monkeys Are Always Funny

• Rush Limbaugh's Thoughts on Other Celebrities Who Are Suffering
• The 5 Fast 5's
  • Good Things About Being Adopted by Madonna
  • George Bush's Possible New Slogans for the Inevitable Troop Withdrawal from Iraq
  • Fun Facts About the U.S./Mexico Border Wall
  • Lines Edited Out of O.J. Simpson's Book
  • Newly Released Congressional Page I.M. Responses to Mark Foley
• Paint Like the Masters - Andy Warhol (Second in a Series)
• Graphic Novel Review - How to Draw Comics The New Yorker Way
• SPEA(RED) - Kevin "K-Fed" Federline (Gap ad parody) (Mark Fredrickson art)
• War Cliches: Completing the Sentences (written by Jeff Kruse / Mort Drucker art)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• A Mad Look At The Amazing Race (Sergio Aragones)
• FI(RED) - Donald Rumsfeld (Gap ad parody) (Mark Fredrickson art)
• Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories (third in a series) - The Eye of a Kitten
  (written by Brian McConnachie / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
• The Multifaceted Upside Of Having A Multiple Personality Disorder In School (John Caldwell)
• Other Inconvenient Truths About Global Warming That Al Gore Didn't Mention
  (written by Darren Johnson / Peter Kuper art)
• Other Rules Inspired By The 5 Second Rule (written by John Samony / Jose Garibaldi art)
• Monroe and... The School Dance (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art)
• DISAPPEA(RED) - Osama Bin Laden (Gap ad parody) (Mark Fredrickson art)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Public Apology (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• Practical Uses For The Diet Coke/Mentos Formula (Tom Cheney)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• ABHOR(RED) - O.J. Simpson (Gap ad parody) (Mark Fredrickson art)
• The Strip Club
  • "Flavor Country" (Vic Black)
  • Cruel and Unusual (Zach Weiner)
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Angelina Jolie (Keith Knight)
  • I'm With Stupid (Rich Moyer)
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • Scooby-Don't! (Jason Yungbluth)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Foolastic Book Club (written by Dave Croatto / Scott Bricher and Gary Hallgren art)
• Fold-In -- Who’s been manipulating pages in despicable and embarrassing ways for far too long? (Al Jaffee)